never lost lady

A GPS system or the female voice that gives the directions on a car GPS system.

"The biggest problem was when I rented a car I couldn't get the never lost lady."
-- Emily Bazelon, from Slate Daily Magazine Daily Podcast, Slate.com, on January 4, 2007.

by pmmpls January 13, 2008

Crazy Cactus Lady

Cra·zy Cac·tus La·dy
/ˈkrāzē ˈkaktəs ˈlādē/

A teenager going through a "phase" that will probably last a lifetime. She owns many plants and has a strange love (addiction) to cacti. Even though she's scared of labels, she calls herself a vegetarian, not a vegan, because she is scared of labels. She is almost dating that guy (that everyone is sure is gay), but does't call it dating because she is scared of labels. She probably has some kind of label-phobia, but doesn't want to know it because that would be another label (and she is scared of labels). Crazy cactus ladies don't have a religion because while not being scared of what happens after you die, they are scared of labels.

Haley is a crazy cactus lady, but doesn't admit it, because she is scared of labels

by john bellingalal November 9, 2017

friend of Lady Gaga

another phrase for a gay person

“Are you a friend of Lady Gaga?”
“Yes, I am gay.”

by bai.cas April 19, 2020

ye long old lady

The Ye Long Old Lady is a lady who has an extremely long penis. Their penis is so long president Lincoln cut half of it off to build the White House. Being a trans they cannot find anyone to make out with.

Ye Long Old Lady is walking by

by GreasyRooster1 March 15, 2022

Ladydoor

An annoying joke in the Dan and Phil phandom. When Dan and Phil were playing fireboy and watergirl, Phil called the door in which watergirl exited the "ladydoor" because it had a girl symbol on it.

phil: I'm going to block anyone who comments ladydoor

by YOUR OBEDIENT SERVANT April 18, 2018

Lady Humps

contrary to popular belief that "no one knows what it means", lady humps are anything curvaceous on a female body. Songs that reference these are known to be provocative and get the crowd going.

"I'm not skating to anything that references lady humps. I don't even know what that means!!" Jimmy MacElroy

by 123helloitsme December 19, 2010

Lady Gagabalized

a state of being a hopeless Lady Gaga's music fan. when you don't find any 'normal' songs interesting enough anymore; without the retching sounds, wierd noises etc that are charecteristic of lady Gaga songs.

Dude am totally Lady Gagabalized. Pitbull's Shut it Down seems kind of plain to me.

by reeny oolala February 24, 2010