laundry looting

When you look through a laundry basket of clean clothes for a specific article, like boxers. Instead of just folding the clothes and putting them away, you loot the basket daily until there are none left, leaving to you to freeball it at work.

This morning's laundry looting attempt yielded no briefs.

by SLeepdepD October 1, 2010

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Couch Looting

(v) The act of searching underneath the cushions of one's couch to find spare change.

Dave was low on cash, so he decided to go couch looting.

by spencetopia June 22, 2011

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dick lotion

(n.) Lubrication specifically designed for assisting in male masturbation.
(n.) Any lotion used to aid in reducing friction between hand and penis.

In order to prevent chafing, a big ol' bottle of dick lotion was available with a convenient squirt-top.

by A Bodacious October 3, 2017

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Toast lotion

Butter, Nutella, peanut butter, anything of cream like consistency spread on a piece of toast.

Ohh, that looks delicious, toast lotion and jam.

by SnazzleTooth December 1, 2020

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Cave Lotion

When you rub your cum into or on another persons body. Acts as an exfoliant, a moisturizer, or a balm.

“Let me have that cave lotion, my lips are cracking”

“Give me a few squirts of your cave lotion”

by King Kandy September 18, 2021

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danni_lcoti

danni_lcoti is a content creator and wannabe vtuber.

Previously an owl-house fanatic, potion maker apprentice, fall-guys entrepreneur, carrier in fortnite, horror streamer, skilled in Minecraft and an amazing bedwars player.

*has tweeted about some weird opinions on minecraft stonecutters*

Danni_lcoti: “it’s a chill stream day!”
2 minutes later
“EEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEee heheheheh”
some sane chatter: “bro wtf 😳”

by Kistune September 26, 2023

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