Lensenised

The Clear glass in glasses that spec savers give you when they say you need glasses but you don’t.

My glasses are slightly “lensenised”

by Khcjhgkyelrluyfj August 28, 2018

linen driver

When you rub your partners face in the wet spot, spank them, and call them bad.

I gave her a linen driver last night, and now she won’t talk to me.

by Crotch Ronson September 20, 2018

Lisenlines

Lisenlines is an artist name

Her real name is Lisen Vandermeulen
she creates art : photography, paintings,drawings,digital art,sculptures,... she loves everything that includes the human body and expression/passion

you have too much ideas you are such a lisenlines

by artseakers October 31, 2018

Linden

A really stupid girl. she sucks at everything. shes also really dumb. anyone who calls a person named Linden "smart" is LYING TO YOUR FACE. she also has the memory of about two seconds.

Person: "Wow Linden is so dumb!"
Linden: "thank you." *two seconds later* "what did you say?"

by Subscribe2Pewds February 20, 2019

Lincen

One of the hotest people you will ever meet. He is always cracking jokes and is truly hilarious. He is really serious when he needs to be. He has the most amazing smile and is the best person to spend your time with or just waste time with. The most huggable and lovable person you'll ever meet. Never forget he's easy to talk to and is always a great drinking buddy.

Lincen, let's have another drink?

by _Its_Lil_BabyGirl_ June 5, 2019

linden

a girl who pretends to be your friend for 7 years but is a snake and if any of her plans backfire it turns on you. Linden is a horrible person! If you ever meet a linden, you better run. (also implies for Kayla's)

p1: "I met a girl named Linden, she's really nice!"
p2: "Linden is a jerk you should get rid of her"

by Im a gay bitch July 26, 2019

LindenHausen Syndrome

A severe mental illness where an individual, usually a female, is under the illusion that their buttocks is much larger than they perceive. This is becoming more of an epidemic due to social media. The syndrome begins to deteriorate the brain after a long period of time, falsifying reality for the rest of the individual’s existence. To seek help, please see your local physician or psychologist.

Main causes :

1. Social media (Instagram, snapchat, Twitter, etc..)

2. Marijuana (flower, hash, tinctures, edibles, etc..)

3. Adderall

4. Occasional drinking

Oh my god John, I think Tory developed LindenHausen Syndrome.. she can’t stop checking out her tiny buttocks, thinking it’s enormous. She should get help!

by Dr. Edward Phillips September 18, 2019