A ancient species of beasts. Only seven have ever been known to exist each one being on the seven continents. The North American Lazer Snake lives in New Mexico. only one man has ever been able to live from a Lazer Snake encounter. All of our information is based off of his true story. We don't know the location of the six other Lazer Snakes but we were revealed that they truly do exist. Lazer Snakes are extremely hostile creatures and should not be approached. Lazer Snake can all so be used as a large sum.
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1)Tilt your head slightly to the direction of the victim
2)Squint the eye closest to your target
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2)Squint the eye closest to your target
3)Give an angry or disappointed facial expression
4)Stare
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Person 2: Oh SHIT, he just shot me with a lazer eye!
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Driver: That'll teach those cocksuckers!
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"Gwahhuhuuh? Dammit, Bill! You can't just up and Leeroy Jenkins your way into my snatch before wetting my whistle! Christ."
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