laser sword

Jedahi and seths carry dis wepon and fite each otha

cyborg man loves stealing laser swords.

by Grovyle_The_Hero253 April 2, 2020

Blue Laser

Terrorist fighting group and arch rivals of the Cheat Commandos reported to HQ in nana's backyard

Blue Laser HATES you sooo much!

by Private Plug of the Homestarmy July 25, 2004

laser seismograph

A highly accurate instrument which measures movement less than a millimetre deep inside the earth

The laser seismograph said there was a slight quake underneath the earth's surface.

by Nafeesa January 9, 2006

laser vision

improved vision one has achieved following laser eye surgery

I love my laser vision; I don't need glasses anymore.

by Kevin Niksarli July 3, 2009

Laue Factor

An unknown variable that is beyond one's ability to control. Unpredictable factor keeping someone from accomplishing his or her tasks or goals.

If it wasn't for the "Laue Factor", this film shoot would be going great.

by Brushy Bill Roberts December 5, 2010

Laser Taggart

The art of a male (typically in his late teens or twenties) seeing and picking an attractive female located some distance away. Once the female target has been chosen, the male then sprints towards her, tackles her to the ground, and has his way with her.

Is named thus because it was invented during a game of laser tag. Also, it is important to note that in most countries, it is considered rape.

John: You see that hot girl across the courtyard?
Jude: Yeah.
John: I'm about to Laser Taggart the shit out of her!

by BradGibbons August 24, 2011

laubenberg

To use something for a purpose other than what it was intended, with no possibility whatsoever of it working.

I laubenberged the fine china with the hammer to clean it, but all that happened was that the china shattered.

by Asshattitudinal August 21, 2013