Pulling a Lance

The act of doing something so umbelivably dickish that people can't believe someone would do it.

Guy 1: *has sex with his bestfriends girlfriend*
Best friend: HOW COULD YOU GO PULLING A LANCE ON ME

by #Hipster May 15, 2017

Langer

1. Penis
2. Thundering idiot
3. drunk (pl)

He was so langers (or langerated) last night, he never put his langer back in after a wazz(pee), what a langer!

by RaZaHberry October 5, 2006

Lance Wackerle

The act of penetrating or attempting to penetrate the anal orifice of any living creature and occassionally inanimate objects such as toilet paper roll tubes or small dead children.

"Would you mind if I Lance Wackerle your ass, I'm feeling kinda sexy".

by Mr Zuchinnibrain February 21, 2012

Lance Syndrome

When a person decides to tell a love interest that they like them and get rejected, they become so depressed that instead of gaining weight they lose it.
(In honor of this kid who lost so much weight because he got rejected).

Pino: hey, have you noticed that Juan has lost a lot of weight?

Eddy: Oh, you didn't know? he suffered from Lance Syndrome. Some chick rejected him.

by Eddykid February 24, 2009

Lance

Has a huge cock.

Lance has a magnum dong.

by SkinnyInch July 21, 2020

Lanzer

The creator of gaiaonline, the One, also known as the best, the coolest, the L337est, the sweetest and the restless. Please send him your moneys, so he can eat something else than ramen

- OMG, fucking fix gaia, you dumbass admins!11!111!11oneoneelventyonepineapple!11
tenthousandothers OMGSTFU, dipshit!

by Aldo September 13, 2004

Lance Armstrong's Testicle

The testicle Mr. Armstrong had removed due to a cancerous growth.
can be used randomly to create awkward situations

"hey dave"
"morning hector"
"did you hear about lance armstrong's testicle?"
....
....
"how was your weekend hector?"
"alright"

by huehuehueHUEHUEHUEHUE May 20, 2013