goon laid 

a drink consisting of Kool-Aid and multiple pounds of sugar

maaaaan, that was some bomb goon laid

goon laid by tomtomtom jenakins January 25, 2018

Get laid 

Getting shot or knocked out by someone or something

Pull up u gonna get laid

Get laid by Blm today August 3, 2020

Bully laid month 

Bully laid month means you can bully anyone named laid

Owwwww why did you hit me

It’s bully laid month

Bully laid month by Papasmurf42069lmao October 22, 2020

half laid 

When a significant other is fake or imaginary, but the thought of having sex with that person has crossed ones mind.

Nick mentioned he had been laid after the date, however he was only half laid.

half laid by Epson390 July 4, 2021

UP LAID 

When you are in your bed of choice and have ideas that are so prurient that you scare the daylights out of even the super nonconformists.

Look that ASSHOLE is so UP LAID that they are to be imprisoned in a PRISM of corporate (body) monopolism but we can DRIP and tell HALSEY about it.

UP LAID by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

never laid a hand on me 

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.

If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!

never laid a hand on me by QuacksO March 5, 2023

plastic laid 

(Noun) The act of having sex with a plastic object.

Yo I got plastic laid last night… it was amazing.

plastic laid by Fun12388 March 18, 2024