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Laid Played

Having to deal with a decision you have already made. Based off the term card laid, card played.
Sally-"I wish i would have never slept with my boyfriend"
Karen-"Yea me too and now your pregnant sorry but laid played you knew he was a jerk"
by Token Man July 24, 2010
mugGet the Laid Playedmug.

Laid

Basically meaning someone is gonna have sex later on that day
“I’m gonna get laid tonight bro”
“Ye bro,same!”
by Bored247 March 15, 2020
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UP LAID

When you are in your bed of choice and have ideas that are so prurient that you scare the daylights out of even the super nonconformists.
Look that ASSHOLE is so UP LAID that they are to be imprisoned in a PRISM of corporate (body) monopolism but we can DRIP and tell HALSEY about it.
by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021
mugGet the UP LAIDmug.

Bully laid month

Bully laid month means you can bully anyone named laid
Owwwww why did you hit me

It’s bully laid month
by Papasmurf42069lmao October 22, 2020
mugGet the Bully laid monthmug.

not a fully laid table

An insult that is directed towards an individual who you think is somehow mentally deficient, unintelligent or downright stupid. Predominantly, if not exclusively, used in the UK.
That guy is acting strange, saying weird things to people. He 's definitely not a fully laid table and needs help.
by creality September 2, 2022
mugGet the not a fully laid tablemug.

laid an otter in the kettle

The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.
"Urgh, my head. What happened last night at that party?"
"You laid an otter in the kettle"
by oxo gobbler April 21, 2018
mugGet the laid an otter in the kettlemug.

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