krispy kreme donut

A fat white girl.

Guy 1: You see that girl across the room?
Guy 2: Man she be a krispy kreme donut.

by 116584 January 15, 2018

Krispy Kreme

the act of shooting your delicious glaze all over a girl's vagina, and then licking it all off.

My girlfriend's vag tasted like shit, so i gave her a Krispy Kreme

by Tr3nton93 March 5, 2009

kreimer

to be hammered to the point of uncoheirence. to be so drunk you can not remember anything. Many times, you have several one night stands because of being kreimered

the nun got so kreimered at the party that she was in a threesome!

by jessjess16 March 16, 2007

Krem

Abnormally jumpy pet that causes too much trouble on POS Island.

Your Krem looks very healthy today

by starkirby January 21, 2005

Kremo

A mixture of an emo and a crunk idiot, usually used to define a sub-genre of music.

"That dude is such a Kremo."

"Whats this new song by Fallout Boy and Timbaland?"
"Don't know, but its very kremo."

by Belle Dahlia September 15, 2009

Krispy Kremed

The act of putting your dick through one original glazed dohnut, while fucking the poor recepient. Make sure to cum on the dohnut and make her eat it afterwards.

Breakfast was really boring this morning, until I got krispy kremed

by lukeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee April 2, 2017

Krispy Kreme Diet

A feeble attempt at a prayer of a diet.

Joanna- "I'm so fat"

April- "To be honest, you really are fat"

Joanna- "I read about the Krispy Kreme Diet in the funnies yesterday, maybe it works"

April- "Ooooo, tastey and inginious!"

(4 weeks later, after a diet of 3 Krispy Kreme donuts daily)

Joanna- "I think this diet is working! My scale says ERR, which i think stands for something good"

(Joanna's brother David overhears the conversation)

David- "No, it means error because you're so fat the scale can't handle the load upon it"

Joanna- "You're just mad because i ate your box of twinkies"

David- "Wow, that makes you even fatter, fatty."

by The_Buddy January 26, 2010