king kong balls

King kong balls is literally a monkey with fucking balls and they made it into a statue in a place.

Person 1 : Yo dude have you seen the statue of king kong balls?
Person 2 : Yoo yeah I really wanna go there and take a picture of it.

by Afucking_Idiothere02 September 22, 2021

poor puppy's Kong

when you give the dog the end of the peanut butter jar and you just leave it in the jar and let them eat out of it

I gave my dog a poor puppy's Kong last night. It's time to go shopping for more peanut butter.

by caelhammer November 30, 2016

kengeter

A damn good looking family that drinks after 12 noon.

The Kengeters are here, and it is after 12:00. Oh, the drinkin' is goin DOWN, son!!

by Hot Tams December 15, 2008

donkey kong a ho

when a man will break into the bedroom on a rhino, have sex in the monkey style position, skeet skeet in the ho's face, eat a banana after sex nd then throw barrels at the ho

i donkey kong a ho last night

by gangstar cletus September 26, 2009

King Kong's Finger

A huge turd resembling the screen beast's digit, stuck at the back doors causing great discomfort.

The desparate need to free a chocolate hostage.

"Fuck me I need a shite, I've got King Kong's finger poking out of my arse"

by tuckmoth June 23, 2004

asia kong

Asia Kong is an unfortunately shaped woman who appeared in the 1995 PCFX game "Zen-Nippon Joshi Pro Wrestling: Queen of Queens."

The nickname originated from an episode of 1UP.com's "Broken Pixels" show.

When Asia Kong was born, they tried to kill her, but it was documented that nothing CAN kill Asia Kong. Not conventional weapons, at least.

Asia Kong had a lot of practice eating children and taking hormones.

by JohnnyDopefish May 5, 2009

Hong Kong beat down

Someone who is beaten up in Hong Kong.
Or someone from Hong Kong who lives anywhere else and beats the shit out of you.

Fuck man, I dont want to go to school.-person 1
why?-person 2
Big Tony said he was going to give me the Hong Kong beat down today, then rub his cheese all over my face.-person 1
SHIII!!-person 2

by Andey Moon December 19, 2008