Klompot

It's like chancla but instead of trowing a flip-flop/slipper you are trowing a Klomp (dutch wooden shoe).

look at that kids bruise, i bet his mom klompot him

by Lauw69 January 12, 2020

Klomping

When you use your brute strength to hold your partner down and force them into submission and do butt stuff

There alot of klomping at Anthony's house

by Klomptastic April 19, 2020

klomped

(v) to klomp; getting v faded from Klonopin (clonazepam)

i get klomped at work to ease the pain XD

by satanic druglord August 17, 2021

klomple

The act of aggressively shoving broken glass down your throat, leaving huge tears.

1) My mug broke, I guess ill klomple the debris
2) Once I jump through the window, I will klomple the shards

by willi gottfried January 18, 2022

Klompenmaker

Klompenmaker (lit. "clog-maker") is a derogative term for Dutch people, mainly employed by members of the flemish-speaking community of Belgium.

Often accompanied by "vuile" (vile) or "janet" (homosexual) to make a compound insult.

"That vuile klompenmaker just cut me up! dutch drivers are the worst"

"Trust a klompenmaker to steal your money"

by cobvisa December 30, 2023

Kloppenburgitus

A disease where one is addicted to the consumption of Trimspa and Vanilla Extract

"I think I have a bad case of Kloppenburgitus becuase I'm craving vanilla extract."

by Schlotfeld April 25, 2007

KLMP

Kinda Like My Penis

Person 1: This keyboard is bigger than I'm used to.

Person 2: KLMP

by Hysterium May 24, 2009