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When you go to the toilet for a wee, but when you sit down it turns out that you need to poop as well
Friend: Why did you take so long? I thought you said you just needed a piss
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init
by MewJadz June 10, 2019
Get the Kinder Surprise mug.when we were in kindergarten we were really fucking stupid
by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021
Get the kindergarten mug.An alternate name for a pedophile. Pedophiles have a bad reputation and are shunned by most of society but sexualities are accepted even the most stupid ones.
Dude: Have you heard that about this kindersexual persuasion?
Also a Dude: WTF, does he like keister Kinder Fingers or something?
Dude: Nah my guy, this is just the way pedos infiltrate the LGBTQIA+ sphere.
Also a Dude: WTF, does he like keister Kinder Fingers or something?
Dude: Nah my guy, this is just the way pedos infiltrate the LGBTQIA+ sphere.
by Johnny Banboni July 7, 2021
Get the Kindersexual mug.A my little pony figure that has been ejaculated on to the point there is a solid mass of semen surrounding it, that can then, like a kinder egg, be broken open to reveal a toy inside.
Fuckleberry: Can I have this white chocolate kinder egg?
Hinn: No that's not a kinder egg, it's a my little pony kinder egg
Fuckleberry: What's that?
Hinn: Think of it as the party city brick but with a my little pony figure in it instead
Hinn: No that's not a kinder egg, it's a my little pony kinder egg
Fuckleberry: What's that?
Hinn: Think of it as the party city brick but with a my little pony figure in it instead
by sackTN July 30, 2022
Get the my little pony kinder egg mug.An annoying and overrated toy that's been going strong for 44 years. They're banned in America because some Americans view them as dangerous (some kids have been known to eat the whole thing without knowing that there's a toy inside and had to be rushed to the hospital).
It also doesn't help that the toy is associated with an old creepy Humpty Dumpty commercial that's bound to give little kids night sweats.
It also doesn't help that the toy is associated with an old creepy Humpty Dumpty commercial that's bound to give little kids night sweats.
by Nordicdragon July 3, 2018
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