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Kermit flap

The condition of having additional skin draping above one’s asshole similar to or the male equivalent of the females meat curtain Also known by its slang names trampoline man hole cover or dirty mud flap also known as the Flying squirrel. Stinky mole hill blanket ,dirty sheet uncle skeeters apple fritter.
Yo bitch come over here and gnaw the carpet burn scabs off my Kermit flaps while u juggle my balls ho!
by Splooter Mcgavin June 27, 2022
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Kermit Is God

by MonkeIsGod June 30, 2022
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Kermit

K-9/k dog Best cat feeder east of the Mississippi.
Kermit of release marine is the best cat feeder this side of the Mississippi.
by Ryan wilemon November 1, 2022
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Kermit

Kermit is a very largely memed upon frogge that is very cool
“Kermit is very cool.”
by It’sFroggaebesties March 30, 2022
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Kermitting

A surprisingly satisfying term used to describe a reaction to both moments of pure joy/awesomeness or utter chaos. Can be used in present, past or future tense. Best used as a verb but flexible and adaptable to all kinds of usage.
Jo: Phil! Your car is on fire!

Phil: Stop kermitting Jo, it'll be fine.

George: Ahhh this is the best gyro I've ever had; reminds me of back home!
Phil to Jo: Look at George kermitting about that gyro.
by bigbeautifulbrain April 3, 2022
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kermit

a guy who has a lotta opinions on people
person: i like your personality kennedy

kermit: fact check please
by kennedyv April 7, 2022
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person: Kennedy, i like your personality

Kermit: fact check please
by kennedyv April 7, 2022
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