An untidy vagina, normally only to be seen by man late on a weekend morning between the legs of the filthy old troll he staggered home with the previous night, after the effects of 17 pints of lager have worn off. Can cause distress, nausea and vomiting.
The Prime Minister's wife delighted and entertained the guests assembled for the banquet with her speech on law reform, but she should have declined the offer of a third glass of sherry, for her decision to perform a trick with a ping pong ball caused distress among many of the diners when she opened her legs to reveal a badly stacked kebab.
by Bunkerbuster October 15, 2006
Get the badly stacked kebab mug.During anal sex, the penetrative male "decorates" his erect penis with salad leaves and sauce, and then places strips of kebab meat over the ass cheeks of their partner then ejaculates once the salad leaves and sauce is inside the anus of the other - he will then proceed to eat the salad, sauce and semen from inside his partners ass.
Joe: Mm I'm starving for a kebab
Sarah: Oh me too baby, and I'm so horny... I fancy anal...
THEN AN ANAL KEBAB HAPPENS
Sarah: Oh me too baby, and I'm so horny... I fancy anal...
THEN AN ANAL KEBAB HAPPENS
by THEKEBABMAN June 23, 2012
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by donso November 26, 2017
Get the The Man Kebab mug.Ehh lads, this bird I shagged last night had a right old rotten minge , it was like a 3 year old kebab, still ate it though!! Wheeeeeyyyy!!
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