Jeshie

A girl who doesn't know how to spell correctly...and is obsessed with Chuck Norris.

"I was talking to this girl on AIM, and she was such a Jeshie! I mean, it was like she spelled cheese, and fungus wrong...and she kept telling me Chuck Norris jokes! Jeez, there are too many Jeshies in the world!"

by A knower of Jeshies January 8, 2010

Jethr0x

Jethr0x is one of the BEST RuneScape Autoers, and Fire capers. As of November 13th, 2008, his Cape count is 85. He has a macro for almost everything. He also owns #omg on the SwiftIRC Network :).

Holy shit, I just saw Jethr0x! HE was so fucking leet!!!

by Yung_Waffles March 30, 2009

jethrosexual

(a) A redneck heterosexual male given to enhancing his personal appearance by layering flannel, regular ass picking, and stuffing snuff into his lower lip
(b) A closeted homosexual, mountain man/redneck/hillbilly.

When that Jethrosexual walked into the bar, my sphincter tensed up and I could hear the banjos from Deliverance playing in the background.

by Queen of Irreverence April 15, 2013

Jetfire

Someone who stabs rusty needles into their arm and says its healthy or need it to live

Jim "what are you doing man?"
Glen "i'm getting my insulin"
Jim " stop being a Jetfire, theres nothin wrong with you."

by ImAKappa November 7, 2017

Jethro Tull

A progressive-rock band fronted by Ian Anderson-the best one-legged flute-playing sheep farmer in rock and roll today!

Teacher: Class, today we will learn about Jethro Tull.

Class: You mean that boring prog-rock band my dad likes? The one fronted by a sheep-shagger who plays the fucking flute?

Teacher: No, the guy that revolutionized agriculture in Europe in the 18th century by rediscovering techniques used by the Chinese in the 6th century.

Class: Oh, THAT Jethro Tull!

by Shite from Shinola October 21, 2009

jettison

1: throwing up, puking
2: to rid your body of pretty much everything it can, usually in the form of post party vomit or shit.

"man! that made me sick, i totally had to go out back and jettison!"

"i partied so hard, i had spent an hour afterwards jettisoning everything!"

by Shinigami Dani July 18, 2003

jethro bodine

Uneducated redneck who is lacking culture, social norms.

Most people who watch Fox News,are the Jethro Bodine type who think you can get AIDS from shaking hands with gay people or that every black man is OJ Simpson!!!

by Tha Knowledge September 23, 2013