Jakob Potts

A man with a forehead bigger than his dick. Balls sag lower than his standards. It takes a Jake Potts a total of 37 seconds to ejaculate & think of his next lie. God like complex. Takes no responsibility.

I have to take a Jakob Potts. 💩

by Cheatercheaterpumpkineater April 5, 2023

Jakob Njos

Chief of Horney Police

At George’s wedding, Jakob Njos hits on his cousins, making him “Chief of Horney Police”

by Imyourpapa001 November 5, 2023

Jakob's Horse

When you put a rubber band around a horses balls so your friend Jakob gets kicked

we pulled a jakob's horse the other day, it was wild

by jakobslobber12 December 20, 2023

Jakob Lukas August Demeulemeester

Probably really tall

Wow you're at least 1 Jakob Lukas August Demeulemeester tall!

by Pokéfan1408 December 3, 2024

Jakob (Capo)

a egotistical woman, she lives her life playing siege and searching for games. Capo likes men.

Bro, Jakob (Capo) is scared of women but wants a, fat booty goth bitch.

by mssvalentina November 26, 2025

Dirty Jakob

A dirty jakob is an akward sex act in a fake fake taxi, where one moment the driver is wearing shades, and the other moment the 3 petite japanese girls are naked having an orgy while listening to hardstyle EDM

Guy nr 1: Hey bro, were you just driving with the 3 petite japanese girls?
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here

by Wladax April 13, 2020

Dirty Jakob

The act of watching rush hour as you masturbate to Jackie Chans luscious lips as your friend fists you while eating Chinese food

Guy1:Hey bro did you watch Rush hour last night
Guy2:yeah i was doing a dirty Jakob as well

by Big J-man August 28, 2021