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Noun: A character of the movie Stargate and the TV show Stargate SG1. He is a main character in, so far, all seasons except for 6.
Adjective: Nerd, geek, archeologist, compassionate, forgiving, dies-a-lot... (see a character profile of Daniel Jackson)
Verb: 1 The act of dieing and coming back to life.
2 The act of making it look as if one is dead and then reappearing very much alive.
Adjective: Nerd, geek, archeologist, compassionate, forgiving, dies-a-lot... (see a character profile of Daniel Jackson)
Verb: 1 The act of dieing and coming back to life.
2 The act of making it look as if one is dead and then reappearing very much alive.
Daniel Jackson isn't actually going to die in this episode.
Stop being such a Daniel Jackson!
Wow... I just pulled a 'Daniel Jackson'.
Stop being such a Daniel Jackson!
Wow... I just pulled a 'Daniel Jackson'.
by Sepik June 28, 2006
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It will get you drunk.
You'll be fscking fat girls in no time.
You might even fight a nigga or two.
MMMMM MMMM BITCH!
It will get you drunk.
You'll be fscking fat girls in no time.
You might even fight a nigga or two.
MMMMM MMMM BITCH!
Waiter: What'll it be guys?
dude 1: I'll have a scotch on the rocks.
dude 2: I'll have a sam adams.
Wiseman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
dude 1: You know somethin, I'll have a Samuel Jackson too :).
dude 2: ME THREE!!
<all 4 laugh>
waiter: three Samuel Jacksons, comin right up...
Dave Chapelleaka Samuel Jackson:
Good motherfuckin good, motherfucka!
Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L Jackson! It'll getcha drunk! You'll be fuckin fat girls in no time!! You might even fight a nigga or two!! MMMM MMMM BITCH!!!
How's it taste motherfucka?!?!?
dude 1: I'll have a scotch on the rocks.
dude 2: I'll have a sam adams.
Wiseman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
dude 1: You know somethin, I'll have a Samuel Jackson too :).
dude 2: ME THREE!!
<all 4 laugh>
waiter: three Samuel Jacksons, comin right up...
Dave Chapelleaka Samuel Jackson:
Good motherfuckin good, motherfucka!
Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L Jackson! It'll getcha drunk! You'll be fuckin fat girls in no time!! You might even fight a nigga or two!! MMMM MMMM BITCH!!!
How's it taste motherfucka?!?!?
by wOOtsauce September 1, 2005
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*cough* ¬_¬ (Sarcasm, LOL)
How he was made a judge of American Idol (or how Ryan Seacrest is still hosting the show) I will never know. I mean it's a crappy show but hey, it has its rep you know?
*cough* ¬_¬ (Sarcasm, LOL)
How he was made a judge of American Idol (or how Ryan Seacrest is still hosting the show) I will never know. I mean it's a crappy show but hey, it has its rep you know?
*Singer sings lyrics to "Lonely Girl", messing up every high note*
Randy Jackson: Yo Dawg, that was tight. Perfect dawg, I mean dawg, that's the best singing I've ever heard, good job dawg.
*Crowd cheers*
Simon Cowell: Do you ever say anything constructive Randy?
*Randy starts to say something*
Simon: OK, well moving on. Look I feel your performance tonight was very... pathetic.
*Crowd starts booing*
Simon: If that is what people consider singing, I will gladly drop off the face of the Earth and start a modeling career.
Randy Jackson: Yo dawg, don't listen to him dawg. That was great singing dawg.
Randy Jackson: Yo Dawg, that was tight. Perfect dawg, I mean dawg, that's the best singing I've ever heard, good job dawg.
*Crowd cheers*
Simon Cowell: Do you ever say anything constructive Randy?
*Randy starts to say something*
Simon: OK, well moving on. Look I feel your performance tonight was very... pathetic.
*Crowd starts booing*
Simon: If that is what people consider singing, I will gladly drop off the face of the Earth and start a modeling career.
Randy Jackson: Yo dawg, don't listen to him dawg. That was great singing dawg.
by Raw Doggy June 21, 2010
Get the Randy Jackson mug.Jackson is a guy who you can count on. You could put your life on the line for him and he would do anything for his friends and family. You can tell him everything and he won't tell. Everybody just loves being around him because he is sweet, kind, funny, fun and
sometimes even charming. He makes life exciting. He will tease you but in the "everybody KNOWS I'm only kidding" way. He is handsome and has eyes that you can fall into. He is caring too! If you're crying, he'll make you feel better. If you feel hurt because someone called you something like ugly, he WILL SO tell them off and he makes you feel like the most special girl in the world! Everybody needs a Jackson in their world. PS: his other name is most likely Dragon.
sometimes even charming. He makes life exciting. He will tease you but in the "everybody KNOWS I'm only kidding" way. He is handsome and has eyes that you can fall into. He is caring too! If you're crying, he'll make you feel better. If you feel hurt because someone called you something like ugly, he WILL SO tell them off and he makes you feel like the most special girl in the world! Everybody needs a Jackson in their world. PS: his other name is most likely Dragon.
by SillyGirli June 14, 2013
Get the Jackson mug.(v.) The act of getting hoodwinked, completely screwed, or royally f**cked by an organization and/or person much like Coach Phil Jackson of the Los Angeles Lakers during the 2012/13 NBA basketball season.
Bill: I was up for that new promotion but was totally Jacksoned by the company for Larry.
Steve: Sorry to hear that Bill, you were the right man for the job!
Steve: Sorry to hear that Bill, you were the right man for the job!
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