Iron Velvetleaf

The persona of Cameron Thomas, when he's performing. Has more instruments than God.. Considered to be a 'Jesus of Guitar'
<Iron Velvetleaf was surrounded by ten girls last night!
>Why?
<Because I couldn't make my way across the room..
by bling(confessionsofaking) July 21, 2010
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iron butterflies

the big sister of butterflies(tummy butterflies). These do not occur in relationships that are solely based off of infatuation. Iron Butterflies only occur in incredibly loving relationships, the feeling is much like that of regular butterflies but amplified by a thousand. it feels like butterflies made out of iron are flying around in your belly.
"lock my door and just stay in my room. forever baby. without a care in the world."

"you know how to read my mind! and give me crazyyy iron butterflies"
by holymoleydood October 20, 2010
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ironic nihilism

Shitposting is an expression of ironic nihilism
by tomorrowtomorrow April 27, 2017
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brandon iron

Porn actor and director of movies distributed by Platinum X.
Brandon Iron produces: Baker's Dozen, 50 to 1, A Good Source of Iron, Photographic Mammaries, Intensities in 10 Cities, Bell Bottoms, Ten Little Piggies.
by Brandon Iron May 28, 2006
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iron maiden

Arguably the most influential heavy band of all time. Not only are they hands down the most musically talented metal band, they have also harnessed the power of evil will thrashing guitar riffs and explosive lyrics of folklore and true historical events. Anyone who slanders Iron Maiden is an immediate threat to the immortal Gods of Metal. Your days are numbered, and the time will undoubtedly come when Eddie will seek reparations by impaling your soul in a true iron maiden. The forces of evil do not tolerate douche bags who villify the fathers of contemporary metal. Claim allegiance to Iron Maiden or perish in a whirlind of hellish fire. Resistance will only exacerbate the wrath of the almighty one. Hail Eddie, the surveyor of all evil, and executer of flamers who know nothing about heavy metal!
Long live Iron Maiden, Eddie, booze, big 80's chugs and anything cool. Judgement day is near for all tools who don't listen to Iron Maiden!
by Eddie's Keeper May 26, 2005
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iron bull

1. A large man with horns that will bang any person in sight
2. A big badass that loves dragons
1. That man is a total Iron Bull! He'll do anything to get laid.
2. He's such an Iron Bull. He has tons of dragon posters in his room.
by yeetyaint August 07, 2017
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Soldering Iron

The greatest stabbing instrument known to mankind. It's both sharp, and really hot
You're talking to my friend all wrong. Do it again, and I'll stab you in the eye with a soldering iron
by Dillon Farnum April 01, 2005
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