Illitertard

A person that doesn't read everything and/or doesn't read at all just to avoid reading

That guy is an illitertard.

by Leo Hart November 20, 2009

nilliterate

A literate individual who reads none of your notes, emails or texts. Oftentimes, when they've requested a reply.

My boss jumps down my throat asking me questions about emails I've already answered. That nilliterate needs to get his read on before he goes off.

by K1NG 4W350M3 February 16, 2012

illcliterate

ignorant in the ways of pleasing women sexually

Cynthia Nixon said she chose to be gay because too many men are illcliterate.

by Extremely Cliterate March 4, 2012

illcliterate

An adjective to describe someone who cannot sexually please a woman. A play on the word "illiterate".

"Yeah, we went out for a while, but he was totally illcliterate."

by Ericatheprincess September 15, 2014

billiterate

When someone doesn't bother to open or read their bills, they instead let them pile up, or the bills are carelessly thrown away; someone who only realizes they need to pay a bill when services are shut off due to their neglect to pay on time.

Bob: Dang, I guess our power just got shut off again.
Dave: That's not cool bro, the Superbowl is on tomorrow! Didn't you pay the electric bill?
Bob: Is that the blue one in the pink envelope or the pink one in the blue envelope?
Dave: Neither! Are you friggin billiterate??

by Katya Eye August 14, 2016

ilshiterate

Constipated. Unable to drop a deuce.

Oh man, I haven't had enough fiber in my diet as of late. I'm feeling very ilshiterate today.

by entergoatman May 26, 2016

billiterate

When someone is being stupid or dumb and there persona is one in the same as a bitch. The B stands for bitch and illiterate is in reference to the stupidity of the person.

Tyler scored a 68% on his test and called Alyssa a dumb fuck. He is so billiterate.

by BigTitsSmallAss January 30, 2019