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verb, i-den-ti-fe·cat·ed, i-den-ti-fe·cat·ing.

To attempt to indoctrinate, esp. via inculcation, an ideological position based on a group identity (cultural, ethnic, gender, racial, religious, or social interests that characterize), in a pompous or dogmatic manner, and in such a way, as to resemble the voiding of excrement, only instead of the bowels through the anus; through one's mouth.

OTHER WORDS FROM IDENTIFECATE
i·den·ti·fe·ca·tion ahy-den-tuh/ti-fah/fi-key-shuhn , noun
i·den·ti·fe·ca·tor, ahy-den-tuh/ti-fah/fi-key-ternoun
re·i·den·ti·fe·ca·te, verb (used with object), re·i·den·ti·fe·ca·ed, re·i·den·ti·fe·ca·ing.
i·den·ti·fe·ca·cious·ness, ahy-den-tuh/ti-fah/fi-key-shuhs-nis noun
non·i·den·ti·fe·ca·cious·ly, non-ahy-den-tuh/ti-fah/fi-key-shuhs-lee adverb

ORIGIN OF IDENTIFECATE
C21 (05/12/22): from indoctrinate; to imbue with a specific partisan or biased belief or point of view, from inculcate; to implant by repeated statement or admonition, from identity politics; political activity or movements based on or catering to the cultural, ethnic, gender, racial, religious, or social interests that characterize a group identity, from pontificate; to speak in a pompous or dogmatic manner, and most importantly, from defecate, to void excrement from the bowels through the anus.
Leftists, especially white leftists, identifecate whenever possible, inserting where it is neither valid nor necessary, specific demographics of the person or persons connected to, or within a subject being discussed. The use of "Leftists" and "white leftists" here, is not identifecatious, as it is merely a restatement of demonstrable, analyzable, and verifiable facts.

The person making the statement below is identifecating.
"Hello, white males 18-35! I, too, like cryptocurrency, conspiracy theories, and Jordan Peterson. Now, sign this membership form."

Neither cryptocurrency, nor conspiracy theories, are uniquely connected to the white or 18-35 year old demographic.

For example;
Males do tend to purchase and hold crypto at much higher rates than females (according to survey data), but there is only slight variance between the age groups of 18-34, 35-44, and 45-54 (18-34 being 58% larger, which could easily explain the 10%-29% gap between the groups)

Additionally, CNBC (Lorie Konish on FEB 8 2022) just published a personal finance editorial delving into cryptocurrency use by racial demographic. Hispanics were, by far, the most overrepresented while Whites were the most underrepresented.
by TrickyTroll May 12, 2022
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Igentify

When you accidentally mix identify and gender. It now means you identify as all genders because why not.
Hi, I igentify.
What does that mean??
It means I stole your gender. *runs away*
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Jordan... It’s subjective either way. You’re not willing to negotiate. No one is. You’ve substantiated every claim I’ve ever made. It isn’t possible for me to NOT be the person I am claiming to be because you are all watching me be perpetually correct (in real time) every time I’ve said anything. I’ve done all of the things I’ve said I’ve done. I am what I say I am. The difference is YOU ARE NOT. YOU need to negotiate your identity because you can’t be better than you are. You wouldn’t be able to get anything. You have to do what you’re doing now. All of you. Because, if you don’t, I’m just better.
Hym “ ‘He is what he says he is 😩 I’m not 😩’ Who am I? Who am I imitating there? What’s the identity of the guy that I’m imitating? You know, there’s no difference between imitation and worship. Fucking fraud. I could have shot you kids in the face for this. What you’re doing here. Right in there little kiddy brains. Every drop of blood spilled and every SINGLE tear shed, you would have absolutely deserved it for this. Enjoy ruling in hell you piece of shit. You did this to everyone. Because I’m not just me. I’m also Hym.”
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Alright. Time to get to work.

Hym "No. Your identity does not need to be 'nested in a relationship.' See what I mean about 'The Chosen'? And not Joe Rogan's retarded shit trying to repurpose my shit. They legitimately believe that if a woman hasn't signed off on you, if you haven't been ordained, you don't have an identity. This is what you get when men use woman to validate their existence. Like... No. Identity has nothing to do with being in a relationship. Woman aren't selecting for functionality. Golden state killer had a wife and kids. Wayne gacy had a wife and kids. Ted bundy great with women had intimate relationships (and to the chick that wrote the song in response to this: No if you met Ted bundy you'd be a blue, jizz filled corpse). It also isn't pretend world where you can be tri-gender fox spirit but that's neither here nor there. Your identity is a configuration of traits and deeds, is both internal and external, and what people like to do now-a-days is falsify their identity with the help of others.
Jordan Peterson isn't 'not a charlatan' because he isn't a charlatan. He's 'not charlatan' because the people who are willing to hold water for him are willing to pretend for him. They WON'T pretend that you're a woman if you're a biological male. But they WILL pretend that is motherfucker isn't just making shit up. Like, he's been thrown into this position of faux spiritual leader but it's predicated on false premise that he 'was stabding up for disaffected yound men' and that he 'believes in God'. Neither of which are the case. And now as the self-appointed translator of God's book and the arbiter of sin and when sin is irrelevant, he just males shit up. Because his followers can't think and, therefore, will accept his propositions (whole sale) blindly because they are told by a bought and paid-for media system. Seriously, a guy whose identity IS A FALSEHOOD is telling people what constitutes a 'real' identity. It needs to be 'nested' he says. Why? What about it needs to be nested? What happens if it isn't? Well, people can just make shit up about you or deny your existence. It creates the need FOR YOUR IDENTITY TO BE VALIDATED. That's the purpose of his entire point. His position creates the need for peoples identities to be validated in spite of the fact that your identity is independent from other people. Evidence? You ask? How do I know it's independent from other people? You fail alone and you die alone."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2023
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