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Lisa walks past stephen. Stephen reaches out as she passes him and grabs her boob. She twirls around and looks at him. She stalks off. After school: (from locker room) Lisa made me so damn horny today!
Before school the next day: (from guys bathroom) Oh steohen stroke there again! OOHHHHH HARDER! FASTER! OOOOOHHHHH! ( 72 minutes later) Lisa get down! MMMMMMMMM
by wanafk? February 19, 2009
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by lil sharty January 29, 2021
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PART 2

At this point, her father had woken up. "What is going on in here?!?!" he yelled, flinging open to door. "Oh Papa," Belle crooned, pulling my throbbing cock out of her, "we were just having some fun!" Seeing his horny daughter soaking wet and naked did something for Mr. Mason, and he yanked down his pants to reveal his giant hairy dick. "OH PAPA!" Belle cried, and ran to her father, immediatly kneeling and sucking hard and fast on his dick. "OHHH BELLE!" he cried, "I didn't know you were so good!" "There's a lot you don't know about me," she said seductivley. She grabbed his arm and pulled him to her bed. I no time, I was making out with Belle the slut with my boner shoved up her pussy while her father was pounding her from behind. Belle started gasping for breath and in no time was having orgasms like there was no tomorrow. I felt myself precum and yelled "I'm about to cum! Get ready!" The force of my cum was so powerful that it threw me backwards onto the floor gasping in pleasure. "Holy shit!" I yelled, looking at her clock. I pulled on my clothing and ran outside so I wouldn't be late for school.
by HornyMamma534 October 15, 2013
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Thinking about pussy 24/7. You need it so bad you're thinking about asking out that redhead at the gas station with the eye patch and club foot. You buy raw liver to jerk off in, like the guy in Portnoy's Complaint.
I was so horny I said to the corrections officer, "I'll bet you ten bags of coffee I can bust three nuts in five minutes. Time me!"
by Oakkymon May 20, 2006
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You perverts need to stop looking up this word.
It does not refer to sex at all.

1. Having horns or hornlike projections
2. Made from a horn
3. Tough and calloused
4. Slang for wanting sex

Stop reading these definitions just to get horny!
His hands were horny ecause of his work on a boat, which roughened his hands.
by xxhellogoodbye March 31, 2007
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it means your turned on.
dan:man im so horny!
john:go have sex with the girl that turned you on!
dan:good idea man,thanks!
by super~horny~man January 26, 2010
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