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pirate hooker

Noun. A female who travels with a large group of men, servicing each one of them in turn to placate the crowd. This term was created in honor of the brave women who traveled with pirate ships on long journeys, keeping them sane and satiated.
You: I'm going to hang out with the ENTIRE football team tonight!
Me: Pirate Hooker.
You: I take offense to that.
Me: Shut up hooker. Be proud of your heritage.
by Samson III December 28, 2005
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big headed nigga double g big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga

One who could be accurately described ass a gargantuan fuck head.
Benny: "Man, that guy is such a big headed NIGGA double G big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga"
Jimmy: "Man, fuck that guy in particular"
by sick cunt 666 9/11 January 10, 2014
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left hook

this term can be used to define either one of two concepts:

a) in boxing, a hard, sharp, diagonal punch to your opponent's left side of the face with your left hand, when you are facing them, regardless of whether you yourself are actually right or left handed.

b) when 3 total strangers, a male and two females, sit in a row at a public place such a park bench or a city bus, the male sitting in between the two women, and the guy randomly decides to hook up with the woman sitting to his left.
two gentleman talking at a local bar after boxing practice:

guy a): you really annihilated Tony with that left hook of yours, which I really liked. Where did you learn your left hook anyways?

guy b): from Sherlock Holmes, of course, roflmao. Didn't you know that Sherlock Holmes was a great boxer, with one of the wickedest left hook to be found in Europe in his generation.
by Sexydimma February 22, 2012
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hooksnorkel

An adjective that is used to describe an object that starts out straight but then proceeds with a lazy curve that resembles the end of a snorkel.
Most weenus' are straight but some have a hooksnorkel to them.
by Pancake Money March 23, 2012
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Hooked on phonics

A program used by children to learn how to read. It is commonly used to describe a person who cannot read or pronounce words correctly. Alternatively, it can be used to insult a person who doesn't read well.
I don't know how to pronounce this (fucks the word up horribly). You know I'm hooked on phonics.

Jane: reads from a history book out loud in class, but stumbles through the reading.
Classmate: This bitch needs to be hooked on phonics.
by goodcrunchytaco January 28, 2021
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Hönksz'd

When a 10/10 girl asks you out, and you come up with a really bad excuse why you can't fuck her right than and there.
Friend: How did last night go?

Girl: I've been Hönksz'd. That's the third time this week.

Friend1: What is Carl doing?

Friend2: Don't mind him, he's just Hönkszing.
by Zsicikli April 30, 2021
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Buffalo Hook

An excessive upward bend in ones boner. Similar to a boomerang.
"My Buffalo Hook made the Cuban Underduck nearly impossible. I almost did a front flip!" (see: Cuban Underduck)
by TurdFerguson21 June 3, 2016
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