bandy handy

The act of giving a handjob while wearing a bandaid on the hand in use.

Last night was wild. She pulled my pants down and gave me a bandy handy. It was a buzz light year bandaid. She took me to infinity and beyond.

by Jurassictuna November 18, 2020

Handy Special

A little handicap and a little special ed.

Stop being so Handy Special and read the directions.

by ShineBrite April 15, 2009

William handy

A william handy is when a handicapped male/female offers a homeless male the pleasure of partaking in the act of sexual intercourse with the help of a hand or foot as this act is taking place there is no contact to be made with the ball or the ritual will have to be repeated with extremely limited amount of force

Yo this vegetable is giving me a william handy

by Nigga nuts in my butt May 4, 2020

Deep Handy

When your girl is giving you a hand job and she sticks her whole fist up your ass and punches your prostate

Yo, My girl was so horny the other night she gave me a Deep Handy and I blew my load all over the place.

by tongue_fu_master August 29, 2019

Handi-Humper

Someone with with a sick fetish for disabled people.

The guy interested in your mom is a total handi-humper.

by happiFrog April 5, 2021

Sani Handy

A hand job with hand sanitizer for lubrication.

Joe is still recovering from the sani handy he got last night.

by Ihateitwhen July 14, 2021

Candy Handy

When someone licks their hands. coats it in pop rocks and gives a hand job.

Candy handy's are usually offered by bubblegum bimbo strippers and creepy dudes named Andy. -cba

by Altrockman July 4, 2019