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Hammock

A beard that goes from sideburn to sideburn by passing underneath the chin, thus creating a comfortable hammock for the face to rest on. Any mustache, chin, or other facial hair not included in the hammock automatically disqualifies the beard as being a hammock.

Not to be confused with the chinstrap, which has hair on the chin appearing as to grasp it like a chinstrap.
Guy 1: "Hey, that guy's face looks comfortable"
Guy 2: "It's because of his hammock"
by JellyInjector November 5, 2012
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American Hammock

Ask her to put her arm straight out, then push her tricep so it sways. We call this the American Hammock.
This will get a woman everytime. Squeeze her arm and say sarcastically "you've been working out?" that's the american hammock.
by theface May 17, 2006
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bananna hammock hunter

One who aspires to aquire multiple bananna hammocks.
David Wright, a bananna hammock hunter, hunted for and aquired multiple bananna hammocks last weekend. The bananna hammocks then beat him in the face.
by David P Wright March 13, 2008
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Banana Hammock

The art of draping toilet paper from one side of the toilet bowl to the other side horizontally, and while the paper is rested and hanging in position, drop a log onto the toilet paper. the log now sits in the 'hammock' and can be trusted around the room
Mark: I just created a sweet banana hammock bro.

Kev: Oh sweet bro did you thrust it yet

Mark: Fuck yea
by Davo258 June 12, 2016
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Banana hammock terryfying

When a CoD or Halo clip is so insanely, mind-bogglinly terryfying that it makes you think about a banana hammock. If this lasts for more than 10 minutes, then you're probably wearing a banana hammock. This saying was invented by tejbz, a swedish youtuber.
Peter- Holy crap dude! Did you see that guy's 1080 cross-map no-scope headshot?!?!

Bob- Holy fuck, that was banana hammock terryfying!
by Poky the bear November 23, 2010
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Princess Falula Banana Hammock

Fictional name created by the character Phoebe on the television show "Friends." Phoebe wanted a new name and thought Princess Falula Banana Hammock would be a cool one. Her boyfriend told her a banana hammock was a reference to a speedo-type men's swimsuit to change her mind about legally changing her name to Princess Falula Banana Hammock. When she refused, he said he was changing his name to "Crap bag." That did the trick--and Phoebe remained Phoebe!
I am changing my name to Princess Falula Banana Hammock.
by Princess Falula Banana Hammock November 6, 2007
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hamhocks

Jeez, check out those hamhocks.
by eniact May 16, 2003
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