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Guido on-a-bike

A sex position referred to by Itallians in which both partners wear a sock on their off hand, while taking turns role playing being "caught on a bike"
Hey John Cena, I heard you tried Guido on-a-bike with your girl last night.
by waterLOSER15 September 30, 2010
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guido nipples

a man who isn't very hairy except for around his nipples. usually of italian decent!
DAMN timmy put a shirt on your guido nipples are geeking me out!
by heathaBEEE August 17, 2009
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Guidonia

Homeland of the Guidos, an ancient race of smelly, tan dumbfucks.
"One cannot simply walk into Guidonia."
by The Duke of Hemophilia January 21, 2010
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guido

italain men who liek to listen to anything they can pump their fists too. they spend way too much time at the gym,clubbing or at a tanning salon than they do in english class. they say words like cawfee. words that come to mind when saying guido: blow out,designer sunglasses, tight pants/capris, hair gel, armani, techno, sea side heights (nj) and big gold jelwery. when you see a guido with a blown out hair style and double layered wife beaters (aka. guinnea tee's), they are usually fallowed by a trashy group of girls with their hair dyed, nails done, high heels, belly buttons pierced, too much hair spray and too bug sunglasses, fallowed by the stench of armani perfume, those are the guidettes.
"hey that kid better be careful his hair could poke someones eye out, or his pumping fist could punch someone"
"he likes it, hes a guido"
by jurban June 26, 2007
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Florida Gaydors

A bunch of sore-losing Florida Gator fans and players, 99% of whom smoke dick and like it.
The Michigan Wolverines beat the Florida Gaydors into humiliation, that caused Tim TeBlow to regress into smoking dick for comfort.
by Urban Dictionary February 18, 2008
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guido

Any italian guy who spikes his hair, wears baggy jeans, has a relative in the mob, loves glow sticks, takes myspace/facebook pictures shirtless, loves clubbing, and thinks hes the shit. He's not.
(in club)
guido- oh yeah, bitches, watch me freaking rave!
nearby girl- fag.
by guidos are gross. April 19, 2009
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guido trash

A guido, spikey hair'd fake tanned juicehead rodent, but much worse.
Holy crap! Did you go to GuidoTrash.com and see that guy? He is the epidemy of Guido Trash!
by joeyyyyyy guido December 19, 2008
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