glunker

A stupid but endearing looking creature.

Person 1: Hey, look at that cat!
Person 2: Yeah, it looks like such a glunker!

by mostindubitably October 30, 2023

Garden Grunkle

Are garden art creatures that are metal welded to look like crazed creatures that are trying to take over you yard.

A Garden Grunkle could be a crazy fisherman who's line is going everywhere.

by ssmftw June 21, 2011

Ear Gunk

It occurs when you refuse to wash and you still have residue from some kind of party within your ear from over a week ago

I was walking to school and my mate turned around and I caught a glimpse of his bad case of ear gunk from a party a week before

by Fredrick Dick April 26, 2017

Gooch Gunk

A paste type of waste that accumulates between the ole brown eye and scrotum. Usually found in males ages 18-45 and after a long days work. Also see: All day dick.

Dude, Joel got into my car after work and all I could smell was his Gooch Gunk. He even left a snail trail, when he got out.

by Dead Boar Customs January 16, 2020

Baby grunkfuss

A babby, he’s adorable.
Touch him or hurt him and your d e a d t o m e

Baby grunkfuss cried

by The aubergine man September 14, 2020

Nail gunk

When you don't wash your finger nails and then green/brown stuff starts forming under them

Wash that nail gunk please

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023

gunk

A guy funk. Used to describe a guy acting like a freak or a funk.

That gunk dumped me.
He's a total gunk.
That gunk is hitting on me.

by righz February 13, 2008