Guinessed

The feeling one gets of complete bloatedness, lethargy and self-loathing when too many guinesses have been consumed.

"I'm always so guinessed on St. Patrick's day."

"I'm so guinessed I literally can't move"

by Charlie and Tom March 19, 2007

Guilemma

Pronounced: Guy - lemma.

Abstract noun.

A problem typical of or exclusive to a male. Usually with two possible solutions.

Person A: "Hmm, I could hang out with you and get drunk, but I really should spend some time with my girlfriend."

Person B: "Typical guilemma."

by Clockwork Kid June 8, 2009

guinea bread

Italian bread.

When I was a kid, my Aunt Mo sent me to the store with a list of food items. I approached the Asian cashier timidly and asked him if he had "guinea bread" as my Aunt had requested. He looked puzzled for a moment and then handed me a loaf of Italian bread with a smile. My Aunt was pleased.

by KittyTouchIt May 25, 2011

guiterrorist

(n.) Someone whose abilities on a guitar (or, more rarely, a bass) are so poor that their picking up said instrument constitutes a simultaneous hate crime, human rights violation, and formal declaration of hostilities.

Sir Harold: Did you hear that outrageous din yestereve? Why, it sounded like an immolated cat being molested by a drunken chainsaw-weilding gorilla!
Passers-by: Why, good sir, we indeed heard such din, only to discover it was merely the guiterrorist down the street practicing his power chords!

by mlkman June 15, 2011

Guinea Fungus

When a male doesn't wipe their butt properly. And a large of butt syrup builds up on the butt hairs and begins to mature.

I think Ant hasn't wiped properly again. He better remove the residue soon or he might end up with guinea fungus.

by King Jabuscuss July 7, 2015

Guiselle

She is a wonder full gorgeous beautiful girl and she is really nice and she likes volleyball and she has a beautiful voice and has a really good personality and has a gorgeous smile and she taken

“Do you know Guiselle”
“No

“bruh she nice

by Daniel Gigi August 12, 2019

Gripe

Having conflict or drama with someone or something.

Nico comes into the member services office asking if we have gripe with him.

by oopsIdidthat February 17, 2020