guifakists

A fake guitarist, portrayed by an actor, usually used in TV, Film, or advertising.

Term coined by YouTube musician/comedian SteveTerreberry.

That Mike and Ike ad had a bad guifakists, she wasn’t even playing cords!

guifakists by G_Ranger January 3, 2020

bisexual guy 

A male that is attracted to more than one gender. He is often seen as terrifying by straight men and is often subject to the delighted glees of yaoi fangirls. He may also be told that his bisexuality is a "phase" and that he is really gay and just won't admit it. And, sometimes when telling people he is bisexual, he is told that "only girls can be bisexual" and that "you're just gay".

Me: I'm a bisexual guy.
Some dumb fuck: Oh no you're not you're just gay and won't admit it! ^w^
Me: .... Go fuck yourself.

bisexual guy by thatoneannyingpersonnoonelikes September 5, 2016

Purple guy 

THE MAN BEHIND THE FUCKIN SLAUGHTER

purple guy, The man behind the slaughter killed them

Purple guy by King issac947 September 25, 2020

gun or run 

To have a gun and be able to use it if needed or to be unarmed and have to run and hope for the best.

When the home invaders started kicking in the door it became a gun or run scenario and the owners were glad they had invested in that Remington 870 shotgun.

gun or run by jpg3 November 8, 2011

Beyza Gultekin

Beyza is the definition of a perfect human being with unbearably beautiful eyes and lips. She has a polite and mysteriously friendly character. She has an amazing taste of closes. Her unmatched drawing and writing skills makes you gravitate towards her even more.

Beyza Gultekin's red hijab is so eye-catching! I love her!

Beyza Gultekin by Hulesb May 22, 2020

gunaholic 

Person who can't stop purchasing guns, eventhough he has enough to supply all of his friends and family in the event of WWIII. See also Gunoholic.

My girlfriend thinks that I have lots of guns, but it ain't nothing compared to all the guns Rufus has - he's a real gunaholic.

My friends think I'm a gunaholic because I have 53 guns and they don't understand why I still need more.

gunaholic by Ricardovitz June 8, 2009

fat guy heat 

The phenomenon when two fat guys in a group, such as friends or coworkers, constantly have pointless beef with each other

-“Man, Joseph and Will have really been going at it recently in order to earn this promotion.”

-“Nah. It’s not about the promotion. That’s just fat guy heat.”

fat guy heat by WithALaptop January 26, 2021