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Grumpy Sound Guy

A grumpy sound guy is a live event audio engineer who has been plagued by ridiculous situations and silly questions over the years so he finally puts up a false front face that he is really angry so people will avoid interaction with him so he can just do his job. The epitome of a grumpy sound guy is someone like Mike Toth of Arizona who has mastered this feature.

Please remember that the sound guy doesn't know where the bathroom is, what time your child's choir is performing at another stage, or when the next show is.
That Mike Toth is just a grumpy sound guy...unless you know him personally.
by Notorious Chicka May 25, 2019
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Bust A Grumpy

To ejaculate until you can’t feel your penis anymore
I was so horny yesterday I had to go and bust a grumpy
by Mymomsinsane05 December 22, 2020
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pumping a grumpy

1. fucking the shit out of an old dude until he has a heart attack

2. tryin to insert your dick into a frisky squirrel.
"I caught that whore fucking my grandpa!"
"Yeah man, she was pumping a grumpy"

"Last night i was pumping a grumpy, and the mother fucker bit me"
by Big Jerms August 23, 2005
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The Grumpy Chicken

When your getting a blowjob and try to sneak out a fart that turns into diarrhea, and then you hold her head there and make her finish.
Susan was givin me a BJ and I thought I could sneak a fart out....turns out I was wrong. I had to give her The Grumpy Chicken.
by Spider 0895 July 27, 2010
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grumpy trail

At the time you are hooking up with someone you have an extreme sensation to drop a duece you then do it right there from their belly button down to penis or vagina. Which then it is no longer a happy trail it is a grumpy trail. (this may work best when your partner is handcuffed so then they can not stop or prevent the grumpy trail)
"Yeah i guess Tyler and Mary Jo doing their casual daily routine (afternoon delight) and tyler gave Mary Jo a grumpy trail. And to top it off Mary jo is Tylers mom (RUMP)"

"It was a warm summer day at Beaver Lake, Brookes (45) and Emma (14) just got done jet skiing on the shithole they call their lake. Emma laid Brookes down on the sand then giving him a warm sensational grumpy trail. So sational Brookes moaned, "I LOVE YOU PATTY!!"
by Mia Queefington December 24, 2007
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Grumoy

When a guy and girl have vaginal/anal sex so hard that both are groaning in an animalistic way, the girl biting onto the blankets and begging for mercy
Andrew analled Alex so hard she was biting and moaning on everything she could possibly ravage, in other words, she was grumoying
by andrewcansuckmydick December 26, 2012
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Grumpy

Pronunciation: Grum-pee. The act of breaking wind; flatulence. A slang term for having particularly foul smelling gas; a nasty stinky fart.
1) Dude, who busted that nasty grumpy.
2) He floated a grumpy in class. Stunk so bad even the teacher left.
3) I suppose if I have to I can live with Bill's farts, but when he floats a grumpy it makes my eyes water and I have to draw the line
by lost in Iowa April 2, 2009
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