Dumb Bitch Glitch

The universal moment of pure innocent dumbassery that occasionally visits even the brightest of us.

“…and that’s why pineapple belongs on pizza.”
“…”
“Damn, I think that was just a dumb bitch glitch.”
“Definitely a dumb bitch glitch.”

by ILearnedThisFromExperience October 10, 2021

Art_from_glitch

One of the most amazing people I know and I would both die and live for them. One of my greatest friends. I love you :D

You art_from_glitch are my dearest friend <3

by Dizzysniff January 13, 2022

glitch in the matrix

A phenomenon that potheads use to explain things that happen when they have no idea (usually because they are stoned).

Dude, I found my lighter in the cabinet! Talk about a glitch in the matrix!

by suburbanite November 29, 2003

glitcher

Player that typically uses extraordinary timing or skill to achieve in-game feats usually not apparent to other players such as exploring blocked parts of the map or finding easter eggs- typically in first person shooter games.

"So I was glitching out of the map the other day and I totally found this supergun that kills everything"
"You're such a pro glitcher dude"

by ZetalZero December 23, 2009

glitch in the matrix

an account for a missing period of time or a lapse in the space-time continium.
usually used by stoners and those without the brain capacity to remember what they had for breakfast.

G1:"you guys seen my dog?"
G2:"no, didnt you leave him at K-mart?"
G1:"when??.........oh shit!"

C1:"uhg ug!"
C2:"ug uhh guh?"
C3:"when??"

by hex_ten December 1, 2003

glitchability

a very sexy man who gets hoes

damn, glitchability is sooo sexy and cool

by AAAAAAAA56 October 18, 2021

glitching my Matrix

A person who is causing you trouble or bother, especially in an odd, reality-disrupting way, is glitching your matrix.

It can also be used as a curse/cry for help to an unseen, unresponsive deity for people undergoing philipkdickian existential crises.

"Fuck off, you're glitching my matrix." or "Stop glitching my matrix, God."

by Charles Hoffmann August 27, 2010