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Genius kumtwatwaffle

The Genius kumtwatwaffle is hilarious and allergic to kumquats. Genius kumtwatwaffle is not as hilarious as Kumtwatwaffle. Genius kumtwatwaffle is more hilarious than Super-genius kumtwatwaffle.
Kappa Variant wanted a Genius kumtwatwaffle in one ear, and a kumquat in the other ear.
by Lambda Variant April 14, 2022
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wannabe genius

a person who constantly is putting forth the image of being a genius or an intelligent person (usually by mimicking tv or movie characters), when in actuality, he or she is mediocre at best.

Someone who superficially seems bright, but once they open their mouths, make a complete and total ass out of themselves.
"Man, what's with Russ' new thick rimmed glasses? He has perfect eyesight"

"Yeah, he's a complete wannabe genius. Total phony."
by zu-zu-beans November 1, 2013
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computer genius

What your Grandpa calls you when you fix something by turning it off and on again.
Grandpa: How'd you fix my television?
Son: I just rebooted the router is all.
Grandpa: You're a computer genius! What would we do without you?
Son: I have no idea.
by guy354 September 17, 2016
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Stable Genius

How to call someone dumb without calling them dumb
by YANG 2020 September 26, 2019
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Fingertip Genius

Someone who uses Google and/or the Internet to answer all questions as they have no knowledge base and rely on their phone's instead of their brains.
"Its like, Eric's so knowledgeable about EVERYTHING!" - "Bullshit, he's a fucking Fingertip Genius"
by James The Pain Hoban October 22, 2014
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Super-genius kumtwatwaffle

When your kumtwatwaffle's humour is more hilarious than you are, we call this genius kumtwatwaffle. And if the kumtwatwaffle is based on any number of kumquats, we call this super-genius kumtwatwaffle. A super-genius kumtwatwaffle will make any banana ding dong fit in an ear with well-hung chocolate covered grapes.
The super-genius kumtwatwaffle is more useful than a kumquat.
by Lambda Variant March 11, 2022
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Rap Genius

This website that will 'translate' your song lyrics for you.

which i think is great, its actually a really great idea

but i have already needed help in that category for years

and i think almost a decade ago someone else thought up that idea or had a website that already does that

it is called urbandictionary.com

its pretty good too
(article in businessweek
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Actually,now that i think about it...whatever furthers education

"Rap Genius Decodes Lyrics for the Masses
Three Ivy League grads launch an online startup to decipher rap lyrics"

urbandiction
by gRyPhOn December 4, 2011
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