Futonlife

Origin: Ancient Oggithan
(foo-ton-lahyf) Noun.

The consistent choice of sleeping on a comfy, spacious futon over an 8ft tall lofted bed. (Synonyms: life, dormlife, chill)

*Note: Not to be confused with Futonfan, Futoncoitus, Lovesaclife.

My futonlife has flourished since I arrived at college.

by Futon4Life December 6, 2011

futong

hot sxc gal with great prospects. gives you a good time. can lol around with you even though she has smelly feet. super chatty little slut with a bad reputation for stealing all da bois inda club bitchezz be hatin

futong the karati champion of aisan grammar school

by super cool hot galz October 26, 2012

Fatonbuns

McDonald's.

"Selling fatonbuns to kid's is criminal".

by Nianko November 3, 2008

futnut

Short for (or code for) the term fucknut. Can be used when cursing isn't appropriate.

That dumb futnut just cut off three cars while drinking a beer.

by futnuts June 29, 2010

fudong

The definition of fudong is "to fuck". It can also be applied when you run out of things to say to someone.

"Dude, i just fudonged the hottest girl today," said Bob.

When the conversation turned dull, Bob said "Fudong."

by duhricepatrol September 4, 2013

Fukton

A lot of something.

He has a Fukton of garbage in his front yard.

by J allen P 1231 August 2, 2018

fulton reversal

The act of sitting on a toilet backwards and then proceeding to poop down the front of said toilet, onto the floor.

That bartender was such a wanker, I should go do a fulton reversal on the only toilet they have here.

by Gaijin27 February 5, 2019