Origin: Ancient Oggithan
(foo-ton-lahyf) Noun.
The consistent choice of sleeping on a comfy, spacious futon over an 8ft tall lofted bed. (Synonyms: life, dormlife, chill)
*Note: Not to be confused with Futonfan, Futoncoitus, Lovesaclife.
(foo-ton-lahyf) Noun.
The consistent choice of sleeping on a comfy, spacious futon over an 8ft tall lofted bed. (Synonyms: life, dormlife, chill)
*Note: Not to be confused with Futonfan, Futoncoitus, Lovesaclife.
by Futon4Life December 6, 2011
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Them: “ Damn bro, Where you been? I ain’t see you in a minute”
Me: “ Bro you didn’t hear me I said I got a case of da FuToolie at the crib and y’all didn’t believe me
Them: “ Bro we tried to tell you about the Futoolie in our own words but you wasn’t listening”
Me: “ Y’all cut my ears off and except me to listen to the Futoolie ? Please..”
Me: “ Bro you didn’t hear me I said I got a case of da FuToolie at the crib and y’all didn’t believe me
Them: “ Bro we tried to tell you about the Futoolie in our own words but you wasn’t listening”
Me: “ Y’all cut my ears off and except me to listen to the Futoolie ? Please..”
by SueDonJawnWitNoLawn December 18, 2024
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