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Futurism over Function

When certain features or basic functions present on a new product are changed for the sake of "innovation" with no consideration for practicality.
"It just feels like the thought process was 'well, let's change these designs, because that's what innovators do. And also it will get attention,' without actually improving on the old designs, or thinking about actual problems with the old designs that could be solved. See, what's happening here is not uncommon for Tesla and some other car companies, but specifically any of Elon's companies. I don't know if there's a name for it yet, so I'm just gonna call it Futurism over Function."
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by The Logical Fallacy October 13, 2024
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Step-function

A mythical increase in transactions that is promised to appear over the horizon but never materializes, like a desert oasis.
There will be a step-function and it will shock the markey
by Fooled Hederian November 15, 2021
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bodily function

That kid brad is such a fucking bodily function
by Najhajqnalld October 3, 2019
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Function-Fucking-Ality

The remedy for the disfunction everybody is suffering from.
Quit being like a hard habit for me to break and let's try function-fucking-ality for a change
by R2CUL8_1 March 27, 2022
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Mother Function

A word used to describe outstanding functions.
Mr. Hanes, how do you derive a Mother Function?
by MAKIN' IT RAIN October 10, 2014
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basic human function

basic action which every human beeing should be capable of unless they are disabled in a certain way.
He/she just uploaded a photo of him/her cleaning the dishes! Like that isn't a basic human function...
by Aplh April 4, 2018
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hip to the function

Understanding of the prerequisite conditions for an event or institution, including but limited to parties, relationships, and using slang.
How you gonna tell me I can't get in the club with this outfit? Bitch you ain't even hip to the function.
by soulbaby07 May 14, 2016
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