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fortunability

To be in a situation that is fortunate or favorable.
I had the fortunability to see my team win the Super Bowl.
by jjacks May 9, 2015
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fortunication

To copulate with an exceptionally gross/ugly girl and subsequently receive a cash award for doing so, perhaps perpetrated by a loving brother who is trying to help out his ugly sister by paying someone to do her.
I would only have sex with that ugly bitch under the conditions of fortunication.
by The Grottomaster May 30, 2015
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The fortune cookie

When a man ejaculates into a females armpit leaving a surprise when opened.
by Dranky DeBeers June 24, 2015
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Ray Fortune

A pre-mature dickwad who is so into over doing his power of establishment that he forgets to not shop at baby gap for his work clothes. Ray is a racist, sexist, and homophobic whore just like the confederates he teaches about in history class who’s sex appeal isn’t even strong enough for shrek
Ray Fortune is a pompousth pusthy
by steve harvey is daddy March 24, 2019
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Squeal of Fortune

When you take a spinning wheel with names on it and spin it. The person whose name it lands on gets fucked by a horse and once they are dead, 4 dudes munge them.
Last night, we had a fun time after Leigh got the squeal of fortune
by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024
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wayne fortune

by 4tune January 24, 2018
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