fortune cookie tongue

any asian with a lisp
shes hot but she has a fortune cookie tongue
by the friendly farmer November 27, 2010
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Boot Camp Fortune

The small fortune earned by enlisted military members that accrues during the several months of boot camp where the money cannot be spent.
"After I get out of boot camp I'm spending my Boot Camp Fortune on a brand new Dodge Challenger."
by Wavion November 29, 2023
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Something that defies humanity!
I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!
by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025
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Fortune clam

The clam shaped cookie you get along with asian take-out that has a personal fortune inside.
John was dissapointed by the message he recieved in his fortune clam.
by THEMATTYK June 15, 2009
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The fortune cookie

When a man ejaculates into a females armpit leaving a surprise when opened.
by Dranky DeBeers June 18, 2015
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