fork and spoon

1) A generic faux pas
2) Off center
3) Unbalanced
4) Not quite right

I look like a fork and spoon in this costume.

Bush was a fork and spoon to invade iraq.

by tski July 30, 2003

fork me

Stick a bunch of penises in your butt at one time. Lmao

Girl or guy get on your knees in a doggystyle position, and get three or four dicks. Then have them shove them all in to your butthole at the same time. Good luck to fork me!

by Snookiesmokesweed March 20, 2010

Fork you!

When somebody at the dinner table asks you to go get them a fork, you go get the fork and then say, "Fork you!" as you hand them the implement.
Frequently elicits audible chuckling if not downright laughter.

{Voni}: Craig, can you please get me a fork?
{Craig}: Sure thing there Voni...(gets fork)...Here you are Aunt Voni. Fork you!
{Voni}: Chuckles quite noticeably

by Telephony June 7, 2018

fork in the brain

the same as having your foot in your mouth, but makes more sense when you are having a typed/written conversation.

When your brain goes haywire during conversation.

I can't believe I just said that. I guess I have a fork in the brain.

by whimsical_icicle October 20, 2010

Fork Theory

The act of making stool so massive, so so gargantuin that you come to the conclusion that the toilets plumbing system is going to clog. So in fear of overflowing you take a fork ( plastic preferably for easy disposal ) and break down the feces to small managable pieces so the threat of clogging is no longer an issue.

*While staring down the toilet* "Wow, that spicey burrito was horrible idea, I may have to stoop to the fork theory!"

by Dr Drool April 25, 2011

fork in the road

a saying that has more than one meaning

me:so the rabbits are like you then, frisky and working at night
vanessa: excuse me!
me: you always do your hw at night hence the working.
Vanessa:that was a fork in the road

by timmy September 7, 2003

fork fodder

one who eats turds politely

Mr. Ford rubs, he's such a fork fodder.

by Ass kicking pirate December 31, 2003