Folde

A useful substitute for any word. It is used for either for fun, to avoid swearing, or to hide what you actually mean to say from others.

Folde: What the folde is that?
Folde: You think I can see what you're folde-ing?
Folde: That's a folde and a half.
Folde: What a folde..
Folde: How've you been folde-ing up?
Folde: Folde!
Folde: He's the biggest folder I've ever come across.

by Folde December 15, 2008

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Folder Monkey

A worker for New York State Education Department

Look at that poor Folder Monkey with the crazy people all around his cubicle

by ZiggyBoomBox January 6, 2010

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folder surf

Similar to web surfing. What somebody does when they are looking for something on their computer, usually an old assignment or paper that could be reused. Also what people do with somebody elses computer in attempt to find their porn.

Jane did not feel like writing a 4 page essay, so she folder surf so she could turn in a paper she wrote 3 years ago.

Michael borrowed George computer, assuming george had porn on his computer Michael folder surf.

by CaptainGarbage January 4, 2014

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Foldem

To case a niggas back.
;to violently thrust once limbs towards the others spinal cord causing a reaction such as that of a folding couch. The result to the blow to their back renders them useless.

"What you gonna do to dat nigga who stole ya couch."
"Foldem."

by Rick Cecil September 24, 2016

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Folderfied

To disprove ones argument with data retrieved from any type of folder.

Dave: You are so wrong dude.
Joel: Nah man, I got the data right here!
Dave: Fucking hell, I just got folderfied.

by AScrewdriver July 11, 2016

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folked up

More censoral definition of fucked up. That goes to being extremely intoxicated on drugs\alcohol or being physically, mentally, morally/ aesthetically, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged in some way.

Oh god he just folked up!
Everything is folked up...

by Alekrion April 4, 2018

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