fluster pwn

The act of pwning or semi-pwning a loved one, friend, or stranger followed exclusively by some sort of reaction of frustration manifesting itself verbally or silently.

In such situations, similar to a court of law, if it isn't a 100% verifiable that there was or wasn't pwnage, the initiator probably did pwn, just as if there is any doubt in a court the accused isn't guilty. Almost always, the purpose of a fluster pwn is to get a rise out of the one it is directed towards so that he or she who dictated the pwnage can then say "fluster pwn" in an irritating manner repeatedly.

Tommy began to tease Kendra about how poorly she played Halo 3.

Tommy (sarcastic): Wow, you are so good at Halo 3!!!

Kendra: Shut up!!!! You know I suck at this game. God, I just can't take you anymore!

Tommy: Fluster Pwn!!!!! (repeated slowly three times so he could gauge the reactions and adjust the response accordingly)

by legalpwn January 7, 2010

flusterpate

v. combination of fluster, constipate, and frustrate.

To overwhelm to the point of mental breakdown

On her ride home, Mary was cut off by a truck driver. Having had an already bad day, this last incident so flusterpated her that she had to pull over and cry.

by Marc December 11, 2003

Golden Flasher

A Kent State University student, usually female, who drunkenly flashes at sporting events, parties, & other KSU events.

Streaker running through the student center wearing a spider-man mask, aka GOLDEN FLASHER!

by Mike223343 January 26, 2009

Flushed

When a bitch say/do some dumbass a shit so you gotta beat their ass

That stupid bitch boutta get flushed

by FlushedAssSus December 15, 2016

flasher

an old buss pass or travelcard which you flash in front of the bus driver in the hope they won't notice.

i have bumped drivers with flashers many a time. i'm so skilful, i don't buy tickets at all.

by Casper Valentino December 18, 2005

flushed abortion

The act of masterbation and releasing your nut into a toliet and flushing your seamen down the drain

Dude 1: yo why were you in the bathroom so long
Dude 2: sorry bro, I had to performer a flushed abortion before going to the movies
Dude 1: true that bro

by meowsierz777 February 13, 2015

Flashers

A pussy who got his ass handed to him from someone from Norwood and now ridicules the whole town. This worm probably got thrown out of a local establishment because he was slapped by a girl who he was rubbing his little pecker against. This troll still lives with his mom and will never be able to afford a house. He has multiple DUI's and carries weed like he is a big time hood. It's just a matter of time before he takes it in the seat which will ultimately lead to the demise of his wothless life.

I was the BEST alter boy in town, they called me flashers.

by WhothatsWho May 2, 2011