FLUMP

a chateauguay slang word for pot... It can also be the act of smoking pot where FLUMPING is also acceptable... a FLUMPER is a joint... to be FLUMPED is used but not often

Gordo took out some flump, rolled a flumper, and went out side to flump. When he was done flumping, he was totally flumped.

by the beard September 18, 2006

flumph

To shrug your shoulders carelessly at something or someone with no energy.

The arab shrugged his shoulders carelessly and said 'flumph'

by bananaaa25595 November 30, 2011

Flump

To masturbate emotionally, using the tears as lubrication.

Dave was so upset he flumped himself to sleep

To get over his break up, all Brian needed was a good flump.

by TC88 October 28, 2013

flump

N. Flappy Bird Slump; the sudden and prolonged inability to perform well after obtaining a high score on 'Flappy Bird'. Usually followed by postflapmatic stress disorder

"Why is Higgins in a fetal position?"
"He's goin through a flump"
"What?"
"Flappy Bird Slump. Look it up, Liz"

by scienceBITCH February 6, 2014

Flumpkin

After getting a blumpkin getting fucked on the toilet while taking a dump

First I got a blumpkin then she got on top and fucked me and I invent flumpkin By Bruce Song

by Bruce song January 14, 2017

Salty Flump Sacks

Probably the worst name every for a fantasy baseball team. It makes no sense.

Who the hell are the Salty Flump Sacks? The name alone wreaks of failure.

by waldo12345 February 24, 2009

Flumpy

A state of being involving being very in love, having weird sleeping patterns, and eating junk food.

After all that purple drink and pizza and sex, I'm flumpy.

by uhotatg September 17, 2013