Filter fucked

1. When one is so wasted that their filter (liver and kidneys) are in fact fucked. Persistent states of filter fucked can result in Keith Richards like bodily function or the lack thereof bearing the need for dialysis.

2. When you have embibed so much alcohol that you light the wrong end of your cigarette.

3. When the filter between your brain and your mouth fails to function.

1. I got so filter fucked last night I woke up yellow and my pee stunk like burnt coffee.

2. Filter fuck ME! Gimme another cigarette...

3. Sorry babe, didn't mean to say that Taylor Swift would be worth going to jail for, my filter's fucked.

by Mattyboyee June 29, 2008

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Filthy Lava

The act of mixing pop rocks and soda in an anus that is pointing straight up in the air. 15 seconds of finger banging and one good fart creates an eruption.

"Damn! It has taken me one week to get that filthy lava off of my new boxers!"

by lovesock October 9, 2008

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Filthy Caesar

The male shits in his partners mouth, then receives oral sex.

"I shit in her mouth, then gave her a Filthy Caesar til i nutted."

by Ted West Closing Speed January 14, 2013

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Filthy Crema

A coffee that someone pours you from a disgusting dirty coffee percolator machine in your work place.

Susan: Good Morning Boys, can I offer you a cup of coffee?
Robert and Michael: Gross no thanks I don't want any of that filthy crema.

by David from Jerusalem May 20, 2013

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filthy fuss

fucking a girl in the ass then putting in her mouth

I was with this chick last night and gave her a filthy fuss untill she choked

by ilbcnu December 15, 2015

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Filthy P

A person preferably from NY, who sucks the meat off of chicken wing bones.

Did you see filthy p in Friday's last weekend?
Yeah, he took the meat off the bones.

by Sunroof balla May 30, 2016

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filthy franku

Also known as FilthyFrank, Filthy Franku is a popular Youtuber, friends with Ian (idubbbz) Max (maxmoefoe) and Chad.. I dont know his youtube.. Filthyfrank has multiple egos throughout his channel, such as Pink Guy. He also makes music by the name of joji.

Filthy franku's hot, no homo

by Borf mc borfey November 28, 2017

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