-hey , did you see steve's LOTR fan art ?
- that ugly thing? that wasnt fanart , it was barely a fart...
- that ugly thing? that wasnt fanart , it was barely a fart...
by stevesfart September 30, 2013
To fart or not, if one pushes too far this may occur. Only use the prescribed for as is labled in your undershorts. Otherwise the tongue of Satan may give you a rimjob.
That big churizo and egg burrito you ate last night haunts you, and so letting it pass you wonder why it is so darn hot and if it had reinforcments. . .that's the tongue of satan my friend. . .aka a fart of religious proportions.
by Skubysuby August 26, 2006
by natasha M March 24, 2004
by Ntusi July 22, 2008
-To pass gass
There are many different types of farts..
the Average Joe: just a normal fart, not loud or smelly, deffinitly the most enjoyable of the farts.
Loud and Proud: you feel the need to pull a fast one and let it all out in on big loud wet fart, or when u think you can fart quietly then a big one comes out.
Silent butt deadly: this is one is the real killer, you try to be sneaky or attack someone with this horrid smelling fart, no one saw it comming.
HAHA...oh..oops: this is has to be the most embarrassing fart. when you are with a group of people or with a friend and you laugh so hard a small fart comes out and you try laughing even louder hoping they dont hear it
Rapid fire: when you just get back from school, work or a date and have been holding all your farts in until your all alone and you let em out.. but they don't stop. a seamlessly non ending stream of farts
the shart: the well known most horrible unpleasent sensation of all time, when you think its just your normal average joe fart.. then a wet blob of shit comes out with it.
There are many different types of farts..
the Average Joe: just a normal fart, not loud or smelly, deffinitly the most enjoyable of the farts.
Loud and Proud: you feel the need to pull a fast one and let it all out in on big loud wet fart, or when u think you can fart quietly then a big one comes out.
Silent butt deadly: this is one is the real killer, you try to be sneaky or attack someone with this horrid smelling fart, no one saw it comming.
HAHA...oh..oops: this is has to be the most embarrassing fart. when you are with a group of people or with a friend and you laugh so hard a small fart comes out and you try laughing even louder hoping they dont hear it
Rapid fire: when you just get back from school, work or a date and have been holding all your farts in until your all alone and you let em out.. but they don't stop. a seamlessly non ending stream of farts
the shart: the well known most horrible unpleasent sensation of all time, when you think its just your normal average joe fart.. then a wet blob of shit comes out with it.
Guy: ... and i was like OMG man put that thing away!!
You: hahaha
others: hahaha
you: HAHAH... fffffhhhhmmmeeeppp
others: ....
you: hahaha.. shitt
guy: uh did you just fart?
you: HAHA.. uh noooo
You: hahaha
others: hahaha
you: HAHAH... fffffhhhhmmmeeeppp
others: ....
you: hahaha.. shitt
guy: uh did you just fart?
you: HAHA.. uh noooo
by Mudda_ASS69 May 25, 2012