Skip to main content

Evangelical Bitch Fest

When a bunch of pompous, arrogant, evangelicals get together and talk about how the world should be, even though they are in positions of power and have no real intention of change- just whole lot of talking and bitching
Evangelical Bitch Fest mock conversation:

Two evangelical ministers meet to discuss problems in the world-

Baptist deacon says, "My church doesn't have women deacons. I think the women in my congregation are oppressed."

Episcopal priest says, "The people in the neighborhood surrounding our church are victim to economic injustice."

Baptist deacon says, "Things need to change in the world to help those people out...Wanna go play golf?"
by Kobe KTizzle October 21, 2010
mugGet the Evangelical Bitch Fest mug.

Evanescent

A form of evanescence(also the name of a kick ass band), evanescent means to have a tendancy to dissapear or vanish like vapor.
Life is evanescent....
by angetombenoir May 9, 2006
mugGet the Evanescent mug.

evangelical movement

A group of fat, lazy, unintelligent, uninformed extreme right-wing conservatives overly concerned with pointless social issues and ignorantly blissful of the truly important matters at hand that could actually affect our lives.
-Class, explain to me the class structure of ancient rome.

-uhhhhh. . . Jesus?

-well, close enough.
by gunshow January 20, 2005
mugGet the evangelical movement mug.

evangelist

Used to refer to someone that preaches a cause with devotion to the topic. Taken from the use of the word Evangelist to refer to someone that preached the good work of the protestant church, usually in the form of a missionary.
Robert Scoble is SUCH a Microsoft evangelist!
by Shaf August 20, 2005
mugGet the evangelist mug.

Evangelina

The nicest girl to be a gf with she will be mad at you for a little but but not long
Evangelina was mean at me but she was joking i still love her though
by BeatUpDallis February 24, 2018
mugGet the Evangelina mug.

evangelical atheist

See asshole

An evangelical atheist is one who not only believes there is no god or other supreme being, but is obsessed with convincing everyone around them to become an atheist too, usually through hard-line intolerance (the kind they accuse other religions of). When cornered they usually try to put down their opponent's religion and bash them for 'blind faith', not realizing that their belief that there is no god is no more or less valid or provable than the other guy's belief that there is one.

Not to be confused with normal atheists/agnostics, who for the most part just dont talk about religion and accept the beliefs of those around them as their perogative. Evangelical atheists are particularly common on the Internet, as organized religion is generally accepted as part of 'the system' of global human society, and lately it's become cool on the Internet to hate 'the system'. Mostly teen angst if you ask me...
Evangelical atheist: "Hi, I'm an atheist."
Other guy: "Cool, I'm Jewish."
Atheist: "YOU FOOL! YOU PRACTICE RELIGION LOL, YOURE A DUMBASS AND IM COOL BECAUSE IM AN ATHEIST. I SHALL NOW PROCEED TO EXPLAIN WHY BLIND FAITH IS DUMB, UNLESS ITS BLIND FAITH IN ATHEISM WHICH IS A COINCIDENTAL EXCEPTION"
Other guy: "Shut it bitch, you're a dumbass"
Atheist: "BUT IM AN ATHEIST, WHICH MEANS IM ALWAYS RIGHT. AND IM NOT AN INTOLERANT PRICK LIKE ALL MEMBERS OF RELIGION ARE, HURR HURR HURR.
by C++ September 7, 2005
mugGet the evangelical atheist mug.

Evanerd

From playing the arcade game, jubeat. Playing the song Evans during gameplay,shitting,eating,travelling,standing and every other places possible for arms to move freely tapping the patterns for Evans.
You are an Evanerd
by Sumidaganerd December 26, 2009
mugGet the Evanerd mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email