Equalize

To ruin someone’s life or make them commit suicide through the internet.

Person 1: “hey so why are there armed police at my door?”
Person 2: “YOU JUST GOT EQUALIZED”

by Modded maps November 1, 2021

Ryu (Street Fighter) plus the Pokémon theme song + Capcom Equals The Telefang series.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to eprianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu (Street Fighter) plus the Pokémon theme song + Capcom Equals The Telefang series.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

he kee equal equal

It's the new cuss fuckinn word.

spread it around like no other bittchhh.

Holy he kee equal equal! He's a fucking retard!

by Kaeeteee. April 7, 2008

Equalizer

A person who is calm in dangerous situations. His violent nature will always make him win fights. When someone calls themselves an equalizer, it means they will always make sure they will always win fights. No matter the consequences.

Thomas is an equalizer.

by sillybastardtrixrforkids October 30, 2023

Equal

Someone that holds nothing sacred values nothing, so equal to them is just something to preach or try to win n argument about. Without the competitive aspect of the argument, the argument would cease to be fun, since argumentative isn't the same thing as serious.

Preaching about being equal was another way for the poser to make herself look like the feisty person she wasn't, but wanted to be, especially if she put a desperate effort into trying to humiliate somebody enough that they got scared to stand up to her (which is really just bullying somebody).

by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021

Equal-fecal

Is any but all genders involved in being an even balanced piece of s**t...

You might ALL be equal-fecal people as a matter of crap!😜

by NACuvSRO May 4, 2021

Banana Equals Three

banana equals three: When an argument gets to the point where neither side have anything new to say but are both convinced they are correct.

It is a less wussy way of saying "let's agree to disagree"

Geek #1: Hey man, you rolled twice!
Geek #2: I didn't, that roll didn't count so I rolled again and got double 6's!
Geek #1: Dude, it was a bad roll, admit it!
Geek #2: Ok, banana equals three ok?
Geek #1: Fine.

by PinheadMcJagger September 30, 2011