angry dwarf man

A small said to be person who wanders the streets whilst drunk off non-alcoholic beer attempting to chat up everything and anything that breathes, and more recently even things which do not.

Also known as TomCat / Carpe Diem

The original angry dwarf man is a creature known as Tom Cat, he originated from the Stockport region of the United Kingdom. Sightings are rare, due to either his keeper Victoria not letting him be seen in public or his incarceration for necrophilia.

by TerribleExpert December 29, 2015

mental dwarf

Mental dwarf is a closed minded who thinks everybody else is an idiot.

He thinks his teacher is a mental dwarf for giving him low marks.

by UzeUrMind July 12, 2016

The Sixth Dwarf

Basically the new form of facial, after giving it to the bitch real hard. Induce a sneeze (pocket pepper). Blow that shit all over da bitches face. See if you can time both loads perfectly.

The Sixth Dwarf can show all sorts of love and affection..
Ex.
God, Jim and I had so much fun last night. He gave me a sixth dwarf and I couldn't even see.
-or-
Lexi and I had the time of our lives. Right after doing it I sixth dwarfed that face off.

by NEILthenBOB February 24, 2012

strudle dwarf

a very large penis; the biggest penis ever

look at that strudle dwarf!!

by moofin toff June 14, 2008

Dwarf

A slang term used to describe a pool of mortgage backed securities (MBSs) that have been issued by Fannie Mae and have a maturity of 15 years.

Man, It's time to toss that dwarf.

by Investment Biker February 20, 2009

poision dwarf

A ugly little man or woman with a mental capacity of POND LIFE, eager to take everything, not willing to give anything, but an unbearable stench that will burn your nostrells, in short a nasty little lump of meat. AKA an OGY or Poision dwarf

That nasty Tramp on the park bench drinking sheep dip.

Smelly old woman who puts a knife in ya ball.

Poision dwarf = bad news

by Sparkone2 September 13, 2007

Dwarfing

When a male or female sets a sexual goal to have intercourse with seven men/women wearing the same "Snow White" Halloween costume, while dressing themselves as one of the Seven Dwarves for each subsequent encounter.

My friend Adam has been Dwarfing lately, he actually got #7 last night, and did her as Dopey.

by Paulie S. February 2, 2009