Drift wood

Morning wood that lasts late into the afternoon.

You: "Dude...I had the most embarassing moment of my life this afternoon."

Friend: "Your girfriend saw your dick?"

You: "Naw dude...I had a bad case of drift wood and I forgot to tuck it when I went to work."

Friend: "I am SO...SORRY. Can I get you anything bro?"

You: "Only my self respect....."

by Notorious C.A.R.R.O.T. November 14, 2009

Draft dodger

someone who goes to the bathroom or leaves the bar, when it's his/her turn to buy a round.

Dude! how come every time it's your turn to buy a round of beer, you go to the bathroom, play the poker machine, or leave?

by Big Nation March 28, 2003

drift wood

An older guy that drifts around and tries to hang out with random crowds in order to gain easier access to young girls, especially at the workplace during lunch or smoke breaks.

TJ: "Look at ole man Grant going to lunch with those intern girls."

Martin: "Yeah that's drift wood trying to wash up on Amber's beach."

by Rhiine Mumps November 29, 2007

draft

verb meaning to follow extremely close to the car in front of you at high speeds

Damn this guy is drafting me. Why does he want to get up on my ass

by Rob February 26, 2004

drift

it would seem that most people trying to define the term drift here are either people who look at drifting in somewhat of a negative view, or people who think they know all about drifting because they watch initial D alot.It would also seem that all,if not most of these people are americans.
take it from someone who knows drifting, not because it's popular in their country,and not because they have seen it on a cool looking cartoon. drifting in australia is not very big, and that's the way we like it. i have drifted effectively,and i have also written off a car in the proccess of drifting once. from the over use of the word "ricer" i can tell that most of these people take drifting as somesort of an ego trip thing,and that drifting in america is quite big, thus making many people think they are down because they go to the battles and watch the cartoons.try it for real and see how you go.
DRIFTING IS: The art of driving a car sideways through a corner whilst maintaining effective wheelspin.
it started underground.keep it that way.

'i'm a drifter because i called someone a ricer for talking about drifting'.....that's NOT how it goes.

KEEP DRIFT UNDERGROUND

by legitimate business man August 27, 2005

Wiki Drift

A game in which you are at an article on Wikipedia. And you have a goal article. Which is a completely random article that you have to get to by just using the links on the pages. Only played by the l33t.

Dude I so fucking PWN3D at a Wiki Drift tournament last night

by Street Dentist December 6, 2006

Drunt

A drunk cunt

Person#1: "Did you see that drunk bitch who spilled liquor all over the bartender?"
Person#2: "Yeah, she was such a drunt."

by Dubiks August 16, 2018