1 definition by Notorious C.A.R.R.O.T.
You: "Dude...I had the most embarassing moment of my life this afternoon."
Friend: "Your girfriend saw your dick?"
You: "Naw dude...I had a bad case of drift wood and I forgot to tuck it when I went to work."
Friend: "I am SO...SORRY. Can I get you anything bro?"
You: "Only my self respect....."
Friend: "Your girfriend saw your dick?"
You: "Naw dude...I had a bad case of drift wood and I forgot to tuck it when I went to work."
Friend: "I am SO...SORRY. Can I get you anything bro?"
You: "Only my self respect....."
by Notorious C.A.R.R.O.T. November 12, 2009