Dozen

“Dozen” is a term that describes a person who doesn’t do anything. It sounds similar to the word “doesn’t.”

“Lucas from the kpop group NCT is a such a dozen… he dozen sing, he dozen dance, he doesn’t do anything at all.”

by lgbtkoo November 2, 2021

dime a dozen

Something which is so common it can be picked up with a minimum of funding.

joints are a dime a dozen

by Baintz October 23, 2003

Dozey cunt

Someone who's just plain old dumb with only a brain functionality of 0.8% just a terrible site of stupidity

Usual a.k.a Mary Donna james

" Hey you son of a dozey cunt use your head not your teke you mutt"

by Whangarei gees October 1, 2016

Puerto Rican Dozen

Buy 10 get 1 free. Very common on quarter waters, long ices and du rags. Less common but sometimes available on "defective" bicycles.

customer: I'll take 11 of these, but I'm only paying for 10.
clerk: So your making that a Puerto Rican dozen.

by Stauqmuk June 23, 2010

six of one, half dozen of the other

A situation which could go either way. Maybe good or bad. 50/50. See: the English phrase rice and chips.

It was six of one, half dozen of the other, so what could I do?

by Dash2 June 5, 2010

Half Metric Dozen

A Half Metric Dozen is defined as either 5 or 6 depending on the situation.

To Circle logic yourself into a hole.

A- I want a cigarette.
B- You just had one.
A- No I didn’t, I had half a cigarette before, put it out then had the second half just now.
B- So you just had a cigarette.
A- No I just had half a cigarette, and another half before… wait a second… I just metric dozened myself there didn’t I?

by Myke April 15, 2004

sailors dozen

A group of salty men that drink and meander around talking to attractive women and trying to start fights. Sometimes found brooding over life's ways while smoking cigarettes and singing songs of old. Also known as couch pirates.

"I would go to the back of campus to buy a used radio and a fifth from the sailors dozen... but they always hit on my girlfriend."

by Baby Sock January 20, 2009