Douchebagery

adj.; the act, actions, or status of being a "douchebag"

Tim was being such a jerk, that I couldn't stand his "douchebagery" anymore and I punched him in the head.

by Josh Meyer May 6, 2006

Douchebag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with douche. A.K.A Roman

G: Roman keeps telling his friends all this stuff, and now he's threatning you.
J: Omg, he is such a douchebag.

by JF...G...is...Bestie September 23, 2017

Douchebook page

A social networking page devoted to retarded club and look at me now pics. These pages would also contain philosophical quotes the Douchebook page owner routinely enters into their Status update to receive comments and praise from other Douchebook users.

Hey did you see those Jersey Shore looking douchebagulas wearing Ed Hardy shirts taking pics at the club last night. I am sure those pics are on their Douchebook page, with captions saying Douchetastic.

by deeznuttas April 11, 2011

douchebag chords

Chords douchebag usually learn and stick to with the guitar, for the purpose of sounding cool at parties. You can easily spot a douchebag using douchebag chords at any event, since he's a poorly educated wannabe musician, hardly scoring with any of the poor-looking half-baked floozies, while the cool full-on stoned attendants are properly getting infuriated by the amount of G, C, A, E and D chords (with no variations) played randomly while accompanying cheesy, ill-written lyrics.

Stephen : Hey man, take a look at the freakin' prick in the bedroom.
Brian : Oh man, you talkin' about the guy with the dirty goatee and the cheap guitar ? I thought I could hear douchebag chords being played !
Stephen : You damn right, and look at the crowd around the bed, what a bunch of losers.
Brian : Hey man you got that weed ? Gotta numb my brain from this excruciating sonic bullshit.
Stephen : Sit right back in that couch mister, you gonna be taken care of. Just fire up the volcano, everything's gonna be alright.
Brian : You rock, I love you.
Stephen : I love you too, bromosexual.

by Klisstoriss April 17, 2012

douchebag homo

A uncaring, detached, and unconcerned person. Refer to them as a douchebag homo. Doesn't matter if it is a dude or a chick.

Look at that individual over there, that my friend is considered a douchebag homo.

by Careless joker July 14, 2016

Expired Douchebag

Noun: a douchabag that is so old and douchey that it isn't even fit to douche with.

KJ: " I unfriended Branham on Facebook. He said some shit that totally pissed me off!"

Angela: " Good! That old fugger is nothing but an expired douchebag, anyway."

by MadMorsel August 19, 2013

Doublemint Douchebag

A guy who is such a shameless yet stealthy and unsuspecting player that he will try to sweet talk you to try to get to fuck you.... and do the same with your sister, who looks just ike you, at the same time.

Sister 1: "Hey, guess who has been texting me telling me I am so beautiful, I am the "one"and he would treat me so good and he wants to take me out?
Sister 2: "WHO?"
Sister 1: "Danny, that really sweet but kinda fat guy from down the street."
Sister 2: "No way? Really, what did he say....because he has been texting me and sweet talking me all summer and I thought he really meant it....I mean look at him, he's nice but kinda fat, right??"

Sister 1: "What a doublemint douchebag! He has been playing us both and trying to get at least one sister to sleep with him. WTF??"

by Jojobean42 October 11, 2015