Ditch Chicken

A child who plays in the drainage ditch in a trailer park, popping their heads up as cars drive by.

As soon as the snow melts and the ditch starts filling with water, the Ditch Chickens are there playing.

by amywarhol May 12, 2011

Ditch pig

Western Canadian expression to describe an ugly female that hunts for men outside of bars and strip clubs. Normally they hang around the roadside or parking lot at the end of the evening hoping to get picked up by the desparate and dateless. Hence the 'Ditch' part of the name. 'Pig' is self evident.
Most ditch pigs end up becoming coyote dates the next morning.

Kathy is such a ditch pig, she blew 4 guys in their pickup outside the French Maid.

by Zaphod_Beeblebrox October 4, 2006

jizz ditch

What you call a girl you only use for sex.

See you later jizz ditch!

by Kenneth G April 30, 2007

doiche

What comes up when someone tries to type "Douche" but makes a typo, therefore typing "Doiche". Doiche pwns douche in every single way.

Joey: Raf is so annoying!

Jack: I know, he's SUCH a doiche.

by MrExtreme January 10, 2009

doitch

a person that is a cross between a douche and a bitch

you're a doitch.

by Jadchor March 5, 2011

Doichy

A Doichy is an alternative word for a joint (a cigarette with weed in it)

It's actually pronnounced like Doy-t-chi

This word is usually followed by the words "my friend"

Pass that Doichy My Friend.

This doichy tastes quite supreme.

I love this doichy

Are you rolling a doichy my friend?

by Brad Anderson April 28, 2006

ditch party

It is a party thrown during the day by students skipping or ditching school. The party has the usual intoxicants like pot or mommy's prescriptions. The music will likely be from the rave scene, grunge or punk, but it can be any kind of popular music.

Me and my homies cut classes, so that we could smoke some really fine weed at a ditch party. We listened to Butthole Surfers, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and 4 Non-Blondes.

by Hugo Draxx April 28, 2016