Dingus

A dinguth ith thomebody that thpeaks with a lithp due to the retainer that they have to conthithtently wear. A dinguth will often try to hide their dinguth nature with a calm and collected facade, conthtantly holding back their quirky and thpathtic nature. Dinguthes are naturally very clumthy and are always tripping over rugs or mats. Though a dinguth may have you shaking your head from time to time, their quirky and clumthy nature can alwayth make you laugh. See turkey.

Swoll guy Matt: Hey Jocelyn, have you seen my insane gains?
Jocelyn: Yeah I thaw you flexing and tripped over a rug and almost lotht my retainer!
Swoll guy Matt: You're such dingus!

by Sporkaphobic July 14, 2015

Dingus

Basically the word "Dingus" is just another word for stupid, just like the word "Dickhead".

For example,

"Keep it steady, dingus!"

"Yeah, like some dingus kids would actually beat me in an argument."

"Well no shit, dingus. What did you expect? Of course that Prostitute you did had one or more STD's. Did you see how she looked?

by M.C.Shithead December 7, 2013

Dingus

A weirdo; a pupil who knows nothing. he/she thinks the earth revolves around themselves.

Singular: Dingus

Plural: Dingi

"Gosh!!!" Jonathon, Why do you continue to act like a dingus?

by gopher27 June 11, 2014

dingus

a dick, and other times a very dumb person.

Zach your such a dingus!

by Crazy person June 13, 2012

dingus

1. A no name. 2. A noob.

That dude is a dingus but who knows, someday, he may be a pro.

by Jimmy Gerevath July 23, 2007

dingus

Idiotic, moronic.

One who eats dongs.

One who is Steven Shilling.

"Ugh, I got stuck hanging out with dingus last night when TDK flaked out on me."

by dungis March 22, 2004

dingus

Something with a horrific smell.

NOTE: Dingus is not a slow person.

It smells like dingus in here.

by dfresh713 July 2, 2009