Dickness

Term to describe teenage boy's obession with their penis.

It's too big for my hand!
It's longer than my foot!
It's so big you need two hands to put around it!
Mines bigger than yours!
Mines so big it won't fit into a girl!
It's so chunky you could carve it!
HAHA look at the dick on the page, such dickness!

My drawing of my dicks better than yours!

by falic cymble April 23, 2010

dickness

1. The state or quality of being a dick.
2. The property of being without heart, devoid of passion or feeling.
3. The quality of being difficult to get along with.
4. excessive sterness, harshness or severity of character.

He really liked her and she screwed up.

I heard that he was a dick to her.

Yeah, becasue of his dickness he missed out on a good thing.

by nick April 7, 2005

Emily Dickinson

A woman notoriously known for wiping her vaginal excretions with notebook paper and then putting a numbered title on top of the page. Long after she died, feminists found her cunt rags, bound them together in several books, and announced that her putrid leaks were "poetry."

I recently read Sylvia Plath's "Belljar" but it was Emily Dickinsoned and smelled terrible.

by real_men_read_ginsberg February 5, 2010

Dickinson

DICK-inson
An asshole who tries to sound poetic when saying something really rude.

(no offense Emily)

Dickinson-"She was so hot. Her body was ripe as fruit, yet she smelled like a flower."
Other Guy-"Dude, stop being such a dickinson. That is my mom you're talking about."

by "Special"Frog June 16, 2012

Cheese Dickinson

N. Cheeze Dik'en'sun- A phrase used to describe someone you don't like, usually an outsider or an individual with low self-esteem. Strictly for use when the term "cheese dick" just isn't enough.

That guy who plays his PSP all day outside the cyber cafe is a total cheese dickinson.

by Die with your boots on May 24, 2006

Janice Dickinson

While having sex with an unattractive woman, you have her lie on her stomach, in which you proceed to put one foot on the back of her neck so she can't look at you. Then you rotate your body toward the woman, bend down low so you can stick it in, and start thrusting.

Dude: "Man I was with this chick last night"
Guy: "Yeah?! Was she hot?"
Dude: "Naw, I used the Janice Dickinson"
Guy: "Ooooohh"

by PXMTA Sweetheart March 26, 2009

dicken around

its when your dad tells to stop dicken around cause your gonna brake somthin

Stop dicken around you ding dong

by mostacheman November 12, 2015